Smallman1 That duck looks absolute shit, Smallman.
Way too burnt to be ‘authentic’. Obviously adjusted for the taste of fuckwit Brits like you who like all fat/skin to be incinerated.
You will probably pair it with another obvious dish like beef in black pepper sauce.
In fact, you’ll probably order about 5 meat dishes, 1 vegetable and too much rice. Why? Because you’re a cunt and that’s what you would do.
NOT MY WORDS, THE WORDS OF SMALLMAN BEING A STUPID BASTARD MAGAZINE.
