The Top Top Restaurant Thread

Mad_Cyril

Whopper caught telling whoppers shocker.

Edwand = the boards very own Aldridge Prior

Smallman1

That’s how us lothario’s roll MC, a revolving door of the most wonderful of lovelies.

Like I say, tough gig!

Mad_Cyril

Smallman1
I see…

bosstrabs

Mono-Stero’s Dublin excursion sounds the stuff of absolute nightmares.

mono-stereo

bosstrabs Apart from work I’m having a splendid time here.

jonattonyeah

Not exactly the Monothony Bourdain he might’ve been hoping for.

seanc80

To be fair he’s getting the pints in and self gratifying with wings and kebabs. Sounds pretty standard for a work trip. Id be doing the same.

Dave only thinks its a nightmare because there’s a load of pints involved!

Mad_Cyril

seanc80
Agreed, will be showing up at an office around 10am sporting the old ‘au du booze’ cologne if he has any minerals

Smallman1

Have just back from Arcade Food Hall.

Loved it.

Jules72

Just went to Lahore Karachi in Tooting for lunch… not bad but fully stuffed after 10 mins

@Smallman1 Ed what’s your favourite curry house in the area?

Smallman1

You should have let me know Jules, I would have come and ledged it with you in there.

Lahore Karahi is nay bad, my favourite is Dawat just opposite or Viyakakrishna on Mitcham Road.

Jules72

Smallman1 ah right yeah was going to have lunch in Dawat but there was a massive queue…. Cheers 👍

Smallman1

The one bad thing about Dawat is that the waiters have absolutely no bants.

The food is mustard though and they even do my keema naan sans ghee.

hugopal

Smallman1 The one bad thing about Dawat is that the waiters have absolutely no bants.

I dunno - after your pitiful attempts at “bantsing” with them they probably go off and spit in your food.

hugopal

Smallman1 The food is mustard though and they even do my keema naan sans ghee.

They probably stuff your keema naan with paneer as well and have a right chuckle amongst themselves.

Smallman1

Appreciate your feedback Hugo!

bosstrabs

Smallman1 Appreciate your feedback Hugo!

Does anyone read Hugo’s posts?

I don’t.

Smallman1

A drone with no bants.

Hugo that is, not Dave.

bosstrabs

Imagine going to a restaurant with Hugo?

Him droning on while you try to enjoy your steak frites and glass of red. Thankful that you only went to a brasserie and haven’t bunged more than about 60 quid wasting three hours of your life listening to his turgid shite sending the whole table to sleep.

No thanks.

hugopal

bosstrabs meanwhile going to a restaurant with you would be a right pain in the backside as you’d only be up for somewhere cheap, then you’d scrutinise the menu for the most budget options so you can save your pennies to throw your pencil up the wind-tunnel of a 40 year-old Chinese single mum afterwards.

bosstrabs

“Let me speak with the maitre d’. This Malbec is supposed to breathe for 46 minutes before being served, this one tastes corked. Anyway, Grant… drones on and on for an hour in response to a casual remark Grant made about Tories being untrustworthy shits… then explains the subtle differences in Cologne record labels”

I’d RATHER BE IN FUCKING CHINESE QUARANTINE.

hugopal

bosstrabs Let me speak with the maitre d’. This Malbec is supposed to breathe for 46 minutes before being served, this one tastes corked. Anyway, Grant

Come on now, that bit sounds way more like something wino Grant would say.

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