The Top Top Restaurant Thread

Millsy

-si-

I will be buying crumpets this weekend. Kingsmill or warburtons seem to be the only option in stresscos. Would i be better going for an M&S own brand option instead of something from tesco?

Millsy

-si- those two brands are fine mate. Crumpets are crumpets

bosstrabs

Make sure you have decent butter!

-si-

bosstrabs

We use ’I can’t believe it’s not illegal, smells like it’s off and tastes fuck all like butter’, dave.

LT42

-si- Kerrygold to drive home the experience, Si 👍

Smallman1

Si’s doing some bants!

-si-

Did you ever try some of the smaller creameries over here, lt? Abernathy is a lovely butter.

LT42

-si- I’m sure, Si. Salted creamery butter all the way

Along_the_Wire

Smallman1 LOL

Along_the_Wire

Millsy I will almost certainly be having the pan fried Dover sole. Sashimi to start, obvs.

Not a massive fan of lobster truth be told, don’t like the texture innit.

Smallman1

Of course if you were going to the best fish restaurant in town Grant, you’d be going to Sheeky’s.

But you know that!

Along_the_Wire

Smallman1 You’d probably know they’re both owned by The Ivy group and have almost identical menus though, wouldn’t you?

There’s more space at Scott’s

bosstrabs

Along_the_Wire You’d probably know they’re both owned by The Ivy group and have almost identical menus though, wouldn’t you?

Ed doesn’t know anything except Richmond bangers with potato smiley faces.

Smallman1

That’s the great thing about me, I can go from fish fingers, crumpets and beans to octopus carpaccio in the blink of an eye.

Bit like how I can go from talking to a plumber to talking to an A-list celebrity.

A man for all occasions and terrific company too.

Along_the_Wire

Smallman1 LOL

hugopal

Smallman1 That’s the great thing about me, I can go from fish fingers, crumpets and beans to octopus carpaccio in the blink of an eye.

Bit like how I can go from talking to a plumber to talking to an A-list celebrity.

Difference being that the octopus comes from the sea, and the plumber chucks you in the sea.

Millsy

Smallman1 the plumber is only talking to you as he heard you give out free holidays and can also be fleeced for several grand for non existent home improvements.

Dan

Missed out humble.

Smallman1

You’ll get to meet me later on in the year SD.

You’ll absolutely love me too!

Dan

Smallman1 Oh fuck off

LT42

Scotts looks proper, the decor is 👌

I’ll be eating at a top top seafood spot on Çunda island Sunday night, I’ll be baloobas drunk for the final. Can’t wait.

Millsy

Whilst I’m sure Scott’s is stellar, I will stick to the Shell Bay fish restaurant overlooking Sandbanks, Brownsea Island and Poole Bay as my local go-to fish restaurant.

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