Mad_Cyril lol. ‘That Andi Peters seems so nice, but you never see him with his wife’

    Smallman1

    Some of us are just born magnets to the lovelies!

    Is that because your magnetic field has such a strong capacity for repulsion?

      Some of the fluff that have encountered Smallman on a night have projectile vomited with such velocity that they have been forced to put their pelvis bones in plastic bags and immediately be ambulenced off site.

        Mad_Cyril My old Nan can’t understand why nice boys like Cliff, Elton and Edwand aren’t married

        Elton is married…

            zackster shes bangin, has that Lily Palmer vibe though where it feels like shes more of an influencer than a DJ.

                LT42 yep. Super cute. Am a fan!*

                *To be read in Trump voice

                  It seems like the fitter the female DJ, the worse their music. And then we have Black Madonna

                  That tune is not bad at all, and even a wiff of that pussy would have all you geriatrics cartwheeling around one of her dance floors.

                    In 25 years of clubbing and following this scene I have never heard even a half decent set from a bird.

                      gcw In 25 years of clubbing and following this scene I have never heard even a half decent set from a bird.

                      Finally, someone posts what we’re all thinking.

                        gcw have heard Gayle San and DJ Rap play decent sets in the past. I’m sure there are plenty more that I’ve not even thought about.

                        • gcw replied to this.

                            Having not heard of her before someone on here posted a link to a set not long ago, I’ve been enjoying listening to Jane Fitz recently.

                              RichM I’m sure there are some out there I just haven’t heard them.

                              That Anfisa clip above is scandalously bad

                                Homegrove I like that her sets seem to be made up of mostly old, obsure vinyl instead of 5/10 off the press stuff. She seems to have a nack of finding some great Goa trance type records and pitching them down (disclaimer: she drops some right clangers too) . She’s just a fucker for not posting tracklistings as Shazam is not a friend to her sets 😅

                                    Used to love this mix in the day. The Marshall Jefferson and James Lavelle mixes were also decent as part of the package

                                    Haven’t listened to any of her stuff, but this Ukrainian bird is easy on the eye. Plays prog too, a bonus for the lads on here

                                    My baby is struggling. Massive cold sore, gigs cancelled, hood up, blasting cigs indoors. I am worried about her. Prayers up lads. 🙏🏼 🕯