Not sure I’m alone in thinking the rhousedawg had a nasty streak in him, especially when the maid and butler let him down and he is forced to carry out disgusting tasks like operating his own bidet and drying his arse crack once a log has been flushed successfully.

Those poor bastards never stood a chance. Imagine having to wash Rhosedawgs kaftans every day while cooking him a continual stream of finger buffet food. Horrific.

“DRY MY CRACK, YOU BLOODY FUCKING BASTARD!”

Yes, I just got an upvote from the man himself!

Made my day!

And someone downvoted Jonattan too. Brilliant.

hahaha.

Missed you guys.

Appreciate the concern, Mono! And the laughs from the rest of you. Has brightened up my day after a couple of bitchy whatsapp fights with NRI friends sitting on their pedestals finger pointing at India.

Thought I’d drop in to let you know my family and I are doing alright. Obviously scary times with a diabolical government run by religious fuckwits, surrounded by death and infections and absolutely no health care and vaccine infrastructure in place. Lucked out big time with my wife who had kidney stones last month - we were able to get treatment without any trouble. Would have been a different story if it was this month.

Big G, my sister and her husband are fully vaccinated (and I hope most of you are as well!) - so that’s a massive relief. Some of you might remember my boomer rants on here because my dad was barely taking any precautions last year. Thought I’d wait for pfizer to be available, but after learning the pfizer vaccine is subscription model, I figure I’ll just go with the oxford one when it’s available and not wait it out any longer. Dangerous times to be picky.

I got employed in February, so I’m finally experiencing getting paid to WFH for the first time since shit hit the fan. Also why I haven’t had time to chill on here. Not going to lie, I hate working. Unemployment was glorious in 2020.

Good to be back and hopefully I’ll be a bit more regular, so some of you bastards can get back to telling me to “Shut up!” JP, you cunt. haha.

    Great post Rhouses.

    Pleased to hear you sharp-elbowed (or bribed) your way to the front of the vaccination queue!

    The brother in law is in health care so he made it happen for my sis and him. Dad is 70+ so he was first in line anyway.

    The wife and I are going to have to wait for a month at the very least, I think.

    My post getting lols aplenty, Jonattan’s getting downvoted and Si’s just basically getting ignored is like a microcosm of the board in general.

    Great to hear u and family are all OK Rhousedawg

    Good to hear from you Rhouses.

    Stay safe and stay prog.

    Great to hear you and the family are OK Rhouses. Just out of interest, why would you prefer the Pfizer vaccine over AZ?

      Have you seen the English cuisine thread yet Rhouses?

        rhouses “Good to be back and hopefully I’ll be a bit more regular”

        Despite the long hiatus and the crisis enveloping his country he still managed to shoehorn a log reference in his first post back.

        Fair fucking play.

          So glad you and your family are all ok. What’s the infection rates like Bangalore as all the news reports we see are mainly for Delhi & Mumbai. My friends in Goa are saying that covid cases are definitely rising but not like Delhi.

            Great to have Ol’ Loggy Bants back on the board.

            Great to hear from you Rhouses - glad things are all good, or as good as they can be

            Awight Rhousedawg - like wise, glad to hear you & family are well - stay safe bruva

            Already smashing it in the Trabbs thread too - some things NEVER change

            Rhouses, living in the best part of country for Indian food, I eat it every week and I always think of you brother!

            8 days later

            Old-Dutch Thanks, Dutch. Have become a degenerate sports gambler over the last couple of months with all the cricket that was happening. I keep thinking about you and your tips! haha.

            In terms of the vaccine, maybe I was wrong to say anything and just consider my lucky if I get any. With each day we’re discovering new things about the various options - at one point AZ was at 70% efficacy vs Pfizer’s 90%. But now it turns out the one everyone was shitting on (Covaxin) is effective against the new Indian strain. Fuck knows, I’ll take what I can get now.

            Heno I saw some crazy heart attack inducing shit in there when it first got started and I was lurking, haven’t seen much since. Will drop by. Can’t say a thread title ‘english cuisine’ excites me. lol.

            Dubman Thanks Dubbers. Delhi is the absolute worst from the tier 1 metros, UP (the most populated state) is going to be a nightmare in a couple of days I’m sure. Bangalore is getting very scary - pretty sure the lockdown is going to get extended and get a lot stricter. Glad to hear your friends in Goa are safe and sound, but it’s looking bleak over there too.

            Thanks for the concern and well wishes again fellas, has put a smile on my face.

            Also one more thing - my morning shits are on another level of healthy as I now consume Isabgol three times a week. It’s called Psyllium husk in english and I can’t recommend it enough for us middle aged folks. Cleans the system proper.

                    seanc80 Thanks brother. Hope you tried out some of those asian noodles youtube recipes I sent you! ha.

                      rhouses Also one more thing - my morning shits are on another level of healthy as I now consume Isabgol three times a week. It’s called Psyllium husk in english and I can’t recommend it enough for us middle aged folks. Cleans the system proper.

                        rhouses Psyllium husk in english

                        Have been putting in differing protein shakes for the past decade or so; if you go heavy on the creatine it can get you backed up a bit. That level of fibre has to be good for you long term I reckon. One spoon of it is equivalent to about twelve shredded wheats.

                            Great to hear you and yours are fighting fit, mate.
                            Still hoping to get out your way next year maybe, have the J’s rolled and munchies ready.

                              Amps I’m just a bit worried that my digestive system will get too used to it and then I won’t be able to take a proper shit without it! But so far so good. And by all reports that’s not something I need to worry about. Good man, Amps - on husk train for a decade! My dad has been on it for ages but I always swerved.

                              LT42 What’s up brother Liqui. You still in Turkey? I saw there was another lockdown? Hope you and your missus are safe and sound too. Looking forward to your India trip, defo make some time in Bangalore when this shit show is behind us. Can squeeze in a road trip to one of the hill stations (Ooty, Kodaikanal, Chikmagalur) too.

                              And yup, the herbage has been fantastic - organic and homegrown. Got another round of super lemon haze, skittlez, guerilla glue and G13 which have been very good to me.

                                    Don’t want to spam but if you guys could pick up this album from India’s techno stalwarts, it would be great - all proceeds going to a good cause:

                                    Also there’s a Kohra track in there.

                                    rhouses bit worried that my digestive system will get too used to it

                                    I’ve never had any issues when I have stopped using it. You should be fine.

                                      4 days later

                                      Overlord and his cronies have slapped together a news site to counter the smashing they’re getting in western media along with confusing their dimwit followers: https://thedailyguardian.com/

                                      Millsy how many of those were people with no minerals getting offered out in their local?

                                      I’m not entirely sure what you’re getting at here but I’ll go with every single one.

                                      Hope that helps.

                                        3 years later
                                        11 days later

                                        Haven’t planned a trip to Delhi in 8 years, despite one of my closest friends living there, because I want to breath oxygen.

                                        2 months later

                                        I mean, it’s 2024 and we still won’t allow pregnant women to find out the sex of the baby. India is patriarchal af.