The Gaming Thread

zackster

There are no plasma cannons in Elden Ring, loser.

mono-stereo

zackster oops! I got my fantasy wargame environments mixed up again!

Wally

BlainSA I’ve optimised the process, most dorises hate me after 20 mins. 👍🏻

Wally

zackster Definitely. Thinking of doing another playthrough as a sorcery main / dagger secondary. Not sure whether to start fresh or do NG+ bit will defo be doing the DLC.

zackster

mono-stereo oops! I got my fantasy wargame environments mixed up again!

And looked a right cunt in the process!

mono-stereo

This slum landlord from NYC drove 50 miles in the rain to have sex with someone he believes is a 12-year-old.

Millsy

mono-stereo lol. Zack there saying ‘i was just researching twinks for my research book, about research’

mono-stereo

MONO ROLLS A DOUBLE 6 AND ACTIVATES HIS CHRIS HANSEN CARD.

Millsy

mono-stereo 😂

Where did you get that from?

mono-stereo

Millsy Just did a google image search on “why don’t you take a seat over there?” 😆

Along_the_Wire

Massive LOLs for Mono!

zackster

Millsy he told me he had early access to the Elden Ring DLC

Mad_Cyril

mono-stereo
What kind of plasma does it shoot?

mono-stereo

CUM

Mad_Cyril

HOT CUM one presumes?

zackster

Not exactly breaking news that Zelda games are addictive but holy shit is Tears of The Kingdom impossible to put down. I have done little else this week.

gcw

I’ve never played a Zelda game in my life but intrigued by all the talk of ‘greatest game ever’. The gameplay videos on YouTube look terrible though? Think I’ll avoid!

zackster

gcw i would say Breath of The Wild was probably better as it was the template for the new one, but still this one did take the BOTW model to the next level. Best game ever is extreme, but it is absolutely up there for most addictive.

zackster

gcw The gameplay videos on YouTube look terrible though?

LT42

GTA6 is on the horizon. I expect all the MEN on here to get involved whilst Zackster is searching for daisies in Zelda.

mono-stereo

LT42 Presumably Zak will be able to play this new version as a transvestite from Dallas, which should go some way towards catering for his needs.

zackster

LT42 men? MEN?! Come see my fucking Elden Ring build you bitch! I have bloodied my hands with Malenia’s scarlet rot. I have plumbed the depths of Mikela’s Halig Tree and left emboldened and stronger. I am king consort to empress of the stars Ranni the Witch. Don’t let the Zelda fool you dawg, I don’t play.

Also, coming from the Philly area means I live out GTA on a weekly basis.

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