Cat owners

Cats are mental. Totally unique and different personality to dogs, but love them both.

232 kills in a year is going some. Must be some hoofing great ginge bruiser. A couple of frickin bats in there? Fookin hell

-si- Cats bury their own shite. Dogs expect you to pick it up.

To be fair, sometimes they eat it

Kells77
Very true. Mine also has a penchant for eating horse or cow dung occasionally when I take him up the downs. Have owned cats. One of them used growl like a dog sometimes. Never did why they’d bring in dead birds.

We have two. They are indoor pets. Seem quite happy that way. The older goes outside daily on a leash, and still managed to kill a bird. They’re fucking killing machines. And should not be allowed to roam freely.

I put cats and dogs in the same category - fucking idiots.

We always had both cats and dogs. The cat had a bell on its collar so only managed 2 kills in it’s lifetime.

Smallman1 I put cats and dogs in the same category - fucking idiots.

Lol. Not even the slightest hint of irony either…

Birds aren’t real.

Cats are fighting for our civil liberties imo.

-si-
This isn’t reader’s wives Si!

A few cursory kick backs does not bury anything.

I watched a cat shitting in our back garden the other day and it looked me square in the eyes the whole time and then just walked off still looking at me as if to say, ‘ there you go you cunt’

LOLs for Amps and Millsy

Phil-McRackin come at me bro

We’ve got three cats, they’re a bit shit and don’t kill things - they find frogs from fuck knows where, but they don’t harm them and I end up having to drive them to some water in Bushy Park. They shit in our next door neighbours back garden all the time, but he’s a massive, massive cunt, so I take a great deal of pleasure in that.

Feeling the love for cats in here this morning. Anyone got any shit dog stories that nobody cares about?

Hursty Tried this with our younger cat. Got to the point he had three bells on his collar to give the local wildlife a fighting chance. Turns out, we just turned him into this ultra-stealthy ninja cat that could hunt both silently and mercilessly…

He’s caught a few bats in his time - fuck knows how.

Amps

Nah. Doing that to an outdoor cat is, at best, mean and, at worst, dangerous. Besides - when lockdown happens again, we won’t have a reliable source of meat for the dinner table otherwise.