Birds aren’t real.

Cats are fighting for our civil liberties imo.

-si- Cats bury their own shite.

My front lawn suggests this is a very rare bit of behaviour.

    A few cursory kick backs does not bury anything.

    I watched a cat shitting in our back garden the other day and it looked me square in the eyes the whole time and then just walked off still looking at me as if to say, ‘ there you go you cunt’

      We’ve got three cats, they’re a bit shit and don’t kill things - they find frogs from fuck knows where, but they don’t harm them and I end up having to drive them to some water in Bushy Park. They shit in our next door neighbours back garden all the time, but he’s a massive, massive cunt, so I take a great deal of pleasure in that.

        Feeling the love for cats in here this morning. Anyone got any shit dog stories that nobody cares about?

        Hursty Tried this with our younger cat. Got to the point he had three bells on his collar to give the local wildlife a fighting chance. Turns out, we just turned him into this ultra-stealthy ninja cat that could hunt both silently and mercilessly…

        He’s caught a few bats in his time - fuck knows how.

            Amps

            Nah. Doing that to an outdoor cat is, at best, mean and, at worst, dangerous. Besides - when lockdown happens again, we won’t have a reliable source of meat for the dinner table otherwise.

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                vinnyt77 Nah. Doing that to an outdoor cat is, at best, mean and, at worst, dangerous. Besides - when Brexit happens, we won’t have a reliable source of meat for the dinner table otherwise.

                Fixed that for you Vin.

                  My cat caught a bat once as well. We rescued it, called the SSPCA….and then got a scary phone call from the centre for prevention of infectious diseases.

                  Dubman Hahaha…it would be interesting to see a cat growl like a dog.

                  Also, this popped up in my memories on FB this morning:

                      vinnyt77 He’s caught a few bats in his time

                      I think we’ve found the source of this covid epidemic. It wasn’t Wuhan after all.

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                          Dubman

                          I thought we were blaming covid on jonatton?

                            Kells77

                            She was a bit scary. You’d start stroking her then all of a sudden she would start growling. Was glad my ex kept the animals apart from the dog.

                              Amps

                              Cats and cat owners are cunts - so in a round about way, they go together don’t they?

                                Along_the_Wire They shit in our next door neighbours back garden all the time, but he’s a massive, massive cunt, so I take a great deal of pleasure in that.

                                So my point about cats being cunts and enjoying being around cunts still holds true.