My male cat of 5 years just had to go to the vet for a urinary blockage. They cleaned him out and he is all better( so far ) and he is once again peeing, however, he needs surgery to fix the problem for good. Got a go fund me page on it.
Cat owners
I was in my local pub probably 30 years or so ago now and a guy who I was friendly with purely because he was in the pub and also ran a book from there, one day said that a cat had been digging his veg up and shitting etc and then said it won’t do it for much longer though because I’ve soaked bits of car sponge in chicken stock and scattered it round the garden. Never spoke to the cunt again.
Kin hell!
There are some absolute nut jobs out there!
Bro had about five or six cats routinely shitting in his garden. Bought some primo sausages and overbought on some dried chillies. Such was his rage, he stuffed the chillies into the sausages and threw the string of them into his garden. Cue the cats lining up across his shed and walls looking at the sausages wondering if it was a trap or not. Three hours later was the prize. Never saw a cat again.
From this anecdote, Edwand now thinks you’re allergic to bits of sponge soaked in chicken stock
OZB’s in the house!
Did the chicken stock attract dogs who ate the cats? I am fucking lost!
2 months later
We got the kitten in August, and it’s been great. The older cat was disturbed first, but pretty soon she was stoked we got her a buddy. Our late cat was not a cuddler, and the remaining cat is, so I am very happy the kitten liked sleeping in a bundle with her as well.
Wholesome post over, back to cynicism.
Cats are boss. They are the spirit animal of the internet.
Homegrove They look cute Hannu!
Morty-C-137 Cats are boss.
They are fucking idiots.
Smallman1 They are fucking idiots.
You have plenty in common then.
Cats take their tops off whilst listening to wrecking ball POWER prog too?
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A cat would put its paw on you and keep you there for hours. Occasionally batting your daft head with the other one.
Cankles-McJeggings My mates got a 3D printer… Is an Edwand Smallmind bobble head a genuine option? Could go in the gift bags at the Christmas do?
Head would be a winner. Just dont include the neck as it would be sticking out of the bag.
Anybody who hates cats clearly is desperate for love, and doesn’t understand it’s earned. Dogs will love any cunt who doesn’t abuse them (and sometimes even then).
To weigh in on this, I agree that dogs are for needy bastards, and they smell worse than cats, neither of which I own anyway.
In conclusion: bag them all up and chuck them in the river, but the puppies can go first if there aren’t enough bags.
Smallman1 They are fucking idiots.
That’s a common assumption among men with low T
Men who take Nugenix like cats.
Lol, I’ve heard it all now!
bosstrabs hahahaha
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Cat’s travel bro
bosstrabs In conclusion: bag them all up and chuck them in the river, but the puppies can go first if there aren’t enough bags.
The thought of you prowling round China in your garish tracksuits with a bag of puppies is a bit disturbing Dave.
Do you have a large gold medal and a cigar as well?
a month later
Yet to try this with any cat.
Ah cats, the complete fucking idiots of the animal world.