The Weekend Thread

Christian

Out on the mountain bike
first kids footie game of the season with bigger goals and more players on the pitch. Also offsides are coming into play so it’s going to be a nightmare to manage them

SM001

I’ve never felt so young in my life.

Along_the_Wire

SM001 LOL

Smallman1

If I led dubman’s life I genuinely think I’d top myself.

Dubman

Smallman1
That’s not very nice mate is it.

strummer

Smallman1
Bit harsh that mate.

Wally

Steady yourselves for the impending rollercoaster of excitement lads….

Going to Nando’s for lunch with the mrs and kids. Mainly to get the Mrs to shut her cakehole about never going out.

Tomorrow it’s an 8 miler jog then getting pissed while watching Newcastle get sodomised by Spurs and making something as yet undecided for Sunday dinner.

Thrilling stuff.

Smallman1

Heading back from Corfu now.

Straight into a booze up on arrival and off
to see skream on Sunday.

Let’s ave it!

Smallman1

Someone at the airport thought I was in my 20s

It’s the Jackie and the chocolate box good looks I thought.

Dan

Smallman1 1920’s more like.

seanc80

Ireland is bad but The UK really is full of retards.

Along_the_Wire

Along_the_Wire This is bliss and the missus knows it, which is obviously taking a shine off of her day.

Yup, she’s decided she’s a bit tired and isn’t going out til 4:30. The fucking cunt.

Wally

Along_the_Wire I sense a full cancellation on the horizon.

Along_the_Wire

Wally There’s a definite risk. I’ve cracked open a cider and am watching the highlights of yesterday’s World Championship TT. I dare her to question it.

Hursty

Try meditation Grant.

Wally

‘Meditation, not Strangulation!’ - new gov slogan.

Smallman1

Dubman That’s not very nice mate is it.

Apologies Dubman, sounded ‘funny’ in my head.

No harm intended brother.

Kumquat

Along_the_Wire If she’s not ready by 7, call her an Uber.

Hursty

While we are here, what is a ‘Leo’ anyway?

Along_the_Wire

Hursty Leo Sayer, all-dayer.

Hursty

Along_the_Wire

I see your problem, an all dayer that isn’t starting until the evening now. Nothing worse, especially if your ‘behaviour’ is being watched and tutted at!

With regards to the curry, do you make an exception and order meat or go veg/fish?

Along_the_Wire

Hursty fish or veg

Smallman1

strummer Bit harsh that mate.

Yep, a faux pas, hold my hands up, got that one wrong.