General TV Thread
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Mad_Cyril Sutcliffe could be viewed as a pioneer in certain respects. For example, he adapted a v-neck jumper to allow him incredibly fast access to his cock and balls.
mono-stereo For example, he adapted a v-neck jumper to allow him incredibly fast access to his cock and balls
Good man mono. I knew a man of your standing would be au fait with some of Suttys finer accomplishments.
mono-stereo lol, I love how the story goes that upon finding his racey fashion choice the coppers were “under no illusions as to the sexual nature of its use.”
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LT42 Peter’s mam pops er head round door:
Yer teas ready Darlin! Chips n’ Beans, just the way you like it (beans pulped into mush with a blunt instrument).
Got any washing for us to do love? Does thee want this oddly modified cashmere jumper doing n’all?
"No ta, mam”.
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mono-stereo Chips n’ Beans, just the way you like it (beans pulped into mush with a blunt instrument).
lol
Surprised he doesn’t mash his own beans though.
Outsourcing pioneer too
Ole Sutters has a higher pitched voice than I imagined.
’He’s got a high pitched voice, he must be harmless.'
Under the patio.
Smallman1 he sounds like an an absolute plank.
No bants either.
Smallman1 Bants weren’t invented until the 90s. He might’ve upped his game whilst in prison. I guess we’ll never know.
I can’t imagine the situation requiring banter as you brutally hammer your victim to death? Maybe a few lines afterwards? “I’m truly very sorreh”
He might start off proceedings with a quick “you fancy getting hammered today, could murder a cold one myself!”
There’s never not a time to enjoy bants, mono.
