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Glad I ate her too - same as everyone else, decent and probs the best you could hope for but not as good as the first. Really needed 20 mins or so to flesh out the main character at the start but was a victim of modern editing where we skip past all that to get to the action so there’s no buy in as a result. Pedro Pascal and Denzils characters were way more interesting. 7.5 Syphiliitic emperors / 10

Homegrove
Can see it being a decisive one, think this review nails it. The term idiot or genius being interchangeable depending on your viewpoint!

For clarity, I’m not calling you either one!

“ idiots will call this a staggering retelling of the myth of prometheus through the eyes of the american laborer, the fire of the gods becoming success under capitalism, an unattainable fiction that drives men to maddened violence in their pursuit

geniuses will understand that this is a movie about getting drunk and almost kissing ur homie and then getting even drunker and tenderly holding each other as you drift off to sleep “

      Fuck my old boots, I actually liked Alien Romulus - looked great on my massive Sammy too. Definitely the best of the Alien sequels, though that’s not a high bar. Looked and felt more like the first one, was a little chaotic and jumped around a lot - set design and effects were great. Why does no-one listen to experts when they say if you save her you will all die? 6/10

      The Lighthouse is a great but very fucked up film. Not really a Pattinson fan, but they both did a fantastic job. Can understand why it’s not for everyone. Watching it during covid added to it all lol. Think I’m going to have to watch it again now.

      Currently watching Blitz, Paul Weller is a surprisingly good actor.

      CANKLEHAMMER
      “Justice wears heavy boots.”

      By day, Sydney’s Botanical Gardens is a haven of beauty and tranquility. By night, it becomes the hunting ground of Cankles McJeggings, a vigilante with a singular sense of justice and a hammer to match. Haunted by a dark past and tormented by the failings of the legal system, Cankles takes it upon himself to rid the Gardens of suspected predators.

      As bodies begin to surface, the public divides—some see him as a hero, others a monster. But when a determined detective starts piecing together the trail of destruction, Cankles must grapple with his own morality while the hammer of justice threatens to come down on him.

      Gripping, brutal, and darkly twisted, CANKLEHAMMER will have you questioning where justice ends and madness begins.

      Great watch!

        Mad Max 2 (1981). That one explosion has to be the biggest in film history. Second best Mad Max-film, because nothing can top Fury Road. The bad guy from Commando is in assless chaps in this, yet he’s still more gay in Commando.

          Bennett. I thought you liked Commando?

          You’ll have to excuse me, I’ve been in the battle cruiser all afternoon and I’m absolutely bolloxed.

          Yes I’m sure that’s the only leg up you’ve ever been given Rhouses. 😂

          If Rhouses were British, he’s definitely be a Tory!