Fucking hell, I’m being savaged by Wally, Si and Zackster.

Feels like being on Get Your Own Back with Dave Benson-Phillips and a couple of retarded 6 year olds trying to gunk dunk me.

Sucks when the alphas all gang up on you

I’ve had a right kicking off Zackster, good job he wears these…

    Lol. You’re genuinely just pwning yourself, davy. We are only mere bystanders. This is like something I would expect from Ed. Outstanding work, chum. You have just cemented a seat for life at the top table with this thread and your performance over the last few weeks.

    bosstrabs 1. Those are fly. 2. That chic you posted looks like the turtle from the never ending story. Absolutely disgusting.

      This could have been my MBB if competent posters like Millsy had arrived here first.

      Alas, it’s just Zackster and Si with foam hammers.

        Lol. Davy is fucking livid!

        Big hugs, mate.

        Strong contender for the ‘Biggest Disaster of a Thread’ award.

          Full attire on for maximum arousal. You don’t defrock a goth. I am not having Sisters of mercy on though. early Cure or NIN please

          Just gets better and better in here doesn’t it?

          bosstrabs This could have been my MBB if competent posters like Millsy had arrived here first.

          Please. Millsy’s idea of a goth chic is some girl from the campus coffee shop with a Celtic love knot tatoo on the back of her neck

              zackster Crosses the street fearing for his safety if he sees a pair of Dr. Martins coming his way does Millsy.

                Goths all need a bloody good wash if you ask me. Even the one wally posted in the bath hasn’t bothered with water. The daft skaghead whoooer.

                  Low hanging fruit are gonna be smashed everywhere this next week as Dave tries desperately to get a foothold. Don’t even bother looking in the trabs thread until the new year, it’s gonna be wall to wall pebble / elephant / mizzle / cinder / matchstick / babouche / cabbage from here on in.

                  Millsy As feedback goes for the doris pics I’ve posted from time to time, that’s better than Dermo’s ’It’s a post op tranny’ so I’ll take it.

                    Nsfw…Not suitable for wanking

                    Actually, some decorum needed. Think that might be Zackster’s Mrs.

                    jonattonyeah

                    With the way dave’s day is going, you just know this will be the result when he Googles amateur goth porn later. Not his proudest wank to round off a tough day…

                      Not really a goal Si, it’s just effortless.

                      bosstrabs Even on a shit week Si, my lolpp is still hammering yours

                      This lacks self-awareness so badly Smallman could have written it

                        This chic is a pretty good thirst pic poster on IG with some goth vibes.

                        Zachary Peck,
                        Your choices are dreck,
                        She’s even weirder than Smallman’s neck

                          That’s it Dave, pull out all the stops!

                          Dave is on the ropes here big time!

                          bosstrabs

                          Was promised fit goth birds.
                          Got weird passive aggressive haiku.

                          Not exactly Ronseal is it?