You’ll be boarding the asics express within a year, Dave.
The trabs thread
Did your mum get them from Sports Direct?
“They’re tough enough for the school playground and offer great comfort to young Rhouses, I just wish he’d lose a bit of that weight”
Literally trabs for people who shop at Wynsor’s World of Shoes.
Gel Kayano 14, my favourite discovery from this year.
They look like something an American would wear with tan chinos and a polo shirt for work in a “smart-casual” office.
WANKER.
Tremendous cankle support
Rhouses, all that money and you’re still a clueless cunt.
bosstrabs Pfffft. The market value speaks for itself: https://stockx.com/asics-gel-kayano-14-ub1-s-piedmont-grey
They look like they’ve been designed by LEGO.
Immediate entry on to the sex offenders register if you wear that second pair I would imagine.
Rhouses, you’re a cheb-end and no mistake.
Rhouses, I long for the day when you stop being a total bollock.
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Rhouses ploughing about in those Asics having volunteered to help at the nippers sports day with the other johnagod parents, handing out mini cartons of strawberry milk & ensuruing the bairns go for a piss before the activities.
Melter
Let me tell you, there are no mixing rules when you rocking some Uniqlo.
Actually i need to add that they are so fucking attrociously shite they have put the New Blances pictured above them, in the shade.
Rhouses’ bunions must be like prunes