Not going to lie CPR, the last time I wore them it stopped blood circulation in my feet. Probably why I forgot they existed.

At 95 kgs, however, they’re an absolute joy to wear.

My feet masseuse, Jaanu, handles my toe nails once a week, @bosstrabs. Best ₹800 I’ll ever spend.

Some black or navy blue sweat pants, loving the combos with those Air Max 95s. Unique tongue as well. Made with recycled material or something, so helping with climate change also. Ticks a lot of boxes.

seanc80 lol at ‘Lanzarote tea towel chic’ excellent work, Sean.

Lol you heard it here first, rhouses trabs are great for climate change 😂
Not making them would have been even better.

Rhouses: 33% Train-climber with massive crusty toenails to aid grip, 33% lovemaker to a Method Man soundtrack, 33% ecowarrior with a genuine concern for the environment manifested through hideous trabs.

Rhouses exists to entertain us all, I’m convinced of it.

25 days later

Didn’t ask for these but the missus surprised with her mid-year bonus. Love em.

  • Dan replied to this.

    Am I not correct in saying ASICS are for people who keep fit and run and generally stay in shape?

      Rhouses, you want to put those trabs on and boot your missus out of the house, then sling them in a black plastic bag with all her other shit and throw them out the window.

        Cankles-McJeggings My badminton/TT indoor shoes are Asics. Wear them 10X more than any other shoe I own, and yet I’ll only spend $100 on them, versus the $200+ for the rest of my collection. lol.

          ASICS aren’t to be and never will be a brand for anything other than wearing for sports and even then they are shit. Something the Tooting periscope would wear along side his half masts and Uniqlo tees.

            Cankles-McJeggings Disagree. Plenty of interesting collaborations happening, and in terms of all-day comfort, they’re definitely up there with the best. Also, Onitsuka Tiger falls under Asics as well.

              rhouses
              Not sure wearing those baddo-shoes anywhere other than on court is a good idea mate.

              Strong paedo vibes