I assume you’ve agreed to meet some locals by a large wicker structure later on.

    Smallman1 Almost got knocked out when I asked a local if he could point me in the right direction of a craft beer tap room over the weekend.

    Are you incapable of just using google?!

    Seems there’s two on the island btw:
    ‘Wight Knuckle Brewery’ and ‘Boojum and Snark’.

      Ended up at Wight Knuckle last night Hugo, was absolutely tremenballs!

      Getting my summer fits sorted. Gen Q: do you lads prefer the high tops or the low cut? Believe these are the only color-ways, fyi.

        Amps the first thought which came to my mind as well.

          I dread to think of the schtate of the war-torn-heed on the cunt who would wear those, let alone buy them at over a ton a pair.

          Seriously, it’s no wonder the banks and governments are fucking laughing at us all - what a bunch of cunts humankind has become.

          5 days later

          Smallman1 Am tempted!

          Looks like something worn by a 90 year-old grannie called Doris, not someone who supposedly “suaves” Dorises.