5 days later

These beauts just arrived today. Do your worst you fucking arseholes

    Fucking hell, they’re like something Michael J Fox would wear in a shite 80s teen drama.

    Except you’re more like the later Michael J Fox, shaking from Parkinson’s or in your case drug abuse.

    That fucking yellow swoosh too. Looks like it’s stuck on by a child with Fuzzy Felt.

    seanc80

    Not sure anyone can do any worse than admit they ordered a pair, seany.

      Dave I always admired your bravado approach when slating trabbs considering you could be the gay love child of Cliff & Higgy from This is England.

        Limerick’s Biff Tannen has his eye on them already.

        Sean, they look like something that’s come malformed out of a McDonald’s fried egg mould, you doss cunt.

        Speak and Spell shoes. Fisher Price - my first ‘Hi-tops’.

        You can swear like a sailor at me all day Dave but you will simply never scale the trainer heights that i have.

        You simply dont have the onions chief. Going around in circles fannying about with New Balance on Hanon like a burst grapefruit.

          Imagine the outfits to legitimately team these with though. 50 shades of horror.

            Millsy Double denim, cranking out a mad guitar riff at the high school dance.

              Not bad those, Sean. I haven’t looked recently but anything Amps has posted in the past or future will be much worse.

              Millsy its difficult for you to imagine an outfit as nothing that you own would look good with them.

                Let us not forget Millsy’s sins from the last board…

                They’re like a green version of those shite adidas sundial trainers that all the 16 year old kids bought, with the clock on the tongue! Only those are greener. And less adidasy.

                Those NBs Millsy was after are the kind of stuff 60 year olds buy for gardening.

                Never pulled the trigger in the end lads. Sanity prevailed.

                Millsy lost his login details for Sports Direct more like.

                  Be careful with the industrial language around Sean, Millsy.

                  This isn’t Ashes to Ashes.

                  Nike have extended their return policy to 60 days, Sean. Plenty of time to gain your senses again.

                  It takes you 60 days to get to the nearest Nike store Rhouses.

                  Forgot to mention, power move from Amps starting the trabs thread here before Dave joined. lol. It was the only real thing Dave had achieved in the forum world, and the real world in all probability.

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                    Rhouses did your time at the radio station and your gap year pay for that massive house?

                    Or was it the family wealth that you’re now lazily spunking away?

                    I’m renting, Dave. The missus is helping out too.

                    Might have to tap into some of that family wealth if we decide to buy one and become home owners.

                    mono-stereo horrible to keep clean and rather uncouth if you ask me. I keep my refuse/recycling area in a dedicated cupboard in my top of the range fitted kitchen. Insta me! X

                      This is where Millsy keeps all his garbage

                        Smallman1 long may your lack of approval continue Ed. The day that you buy anything that i have, i will burn everything i own and cut off my legs.