Wanted another pair of NBs, in brown/tan, my wife went into the closet and pulled these out for me. Completely forgot I had them. Will do the job until there is enough money for my daughter’s education.

Also going from 120 to 95 has helped with this fit.

Holy fuck, rhouses! Not many will recover from that 1-2 combination of the adidas and the nikes…

Along_the_Wire Rhouses is actually a size 9, but from that hideous picture of his feet in sandals he posted on his Instagram, the length of his toenails makes him a 9.5

      That lovely subtle illuminous white contrast aganst the tan is poetic. Nice little bit of Lanzerote Tea-Towel chic embroidery on the tongue as well.

      knacker central.

        Pretty sure the designer of them never envisaged a 100kg Mr blobby wobbling round in them. That bubble would last minutes max.

        Not going to lie CPR, the last time I wore them it stopped blood circulation in my feet. Probably why I forgot they existed.

        At 95 kgs, however, they’re an absolute joy to wear.

        My feet masseuse, Jaanu, handles my toe nails once a week, @bosstrabs. Best ₹800 I’ll ever spend.

        Some black or navy blue sweat pants, loving the combos with those Air Max 95s. Unique tongue as well. Made with recycled material or something, so helping with climate change also. Ticks a lot of boxes.

        seanc80 lol at ‘Lanzarote tea towel chic’ excellent work, Sean.

          Lol you heard it here first, rhouses trabs are great for climate change 😂
          Not making them would have been even better.

          Rhouses: 33% Train-climber with massive crusty toenails to aid grip, 33% lovemaker to a Method Man soundtrack, 33% ecowarrior with a genuine concern for the environment manifested through hideous trabs.

          Rhouses exists to entertain us all, I’m convinced of it.

          25 days later

          Didn’t ask for these but the missus surprised with her mid-year bonus. Love em.

          • Dan replied to this.

            Am I not correct in saying ASICS are for people who keep fit and run and generally stay in shape?

              Rhouses, you want to put those trabs on and boot your missus out of the house, then sling them in a black plastic bag with all her other shit and throw them out the window.

                Cankles-McJeggings My badminton/TT indoor shoes are Asics. Wear them 10X more than any other shoe I own, and yet I’ll only spend $100 on them, versus the $200+ for the rest of my collection. lol.