Smallman1 bosstrabs Brown (rain sodden carpet), pink (the famous ice cream tee) and yellow (the colour of piss, and cowardice). A lol for me ole mucka Dave!
hugopal Smallman1 My look du choix when ledging it in Central and South America Your '“look du choix” probably is wandering about with a guy like that on your arm.
Millsy The trademark Smallman noodle arms poking out of an oversized vest. On behalf of all women, can I just say Ew.
Cankles-McJeggings Lol. Darren defo brutalises Edward. Which is exactly why he keeps on going back for more.
Cankles-McJeggings Imagine how many times he would have been raped if he’d walked round South/central America dressed like that?
Mad_Cyril bosstrabs Obviously he’s not THAT good. You still have a thing for her Mum? Definitely has a twinkle in her eye.
bosstrabs Nowadays it would be like: White transgender child: “I’m in my parent of childbirthing potential’s Tesla, vroom vroom” Black mum: “Get out me electric vehicle” White transgender child: “Ah”
Cankles-McJeggings bosstrabs This is actually local sewage workers manually removing rhouses 200m long turd that he’d delivered the previous night.