Cankles-McJeggings I wish I had taken a picture now, but on an underpass (where these people peddle their wares) in Shanghai recently I saw a pair of trainers emblazoned with Chinese characters and ‘Fashion’ in English. They had laces but a zip up the side so you don’t have to lace them up. Then they had an Adidas logo on the tongue and back near the heel. They were brown, beige and blue, and looked an absolute catastrophe.
I thought “Rhouses definitely buying these.”
