‘Give me a pair of Nikes in the least controversial and therefore boring colour scheme you have available’
’Sure, I have a pair of white ones, with blue and red on. Nobody will either like them or excessively take the piss out of these. They’re completely neutral. They will pair with absolutely any of your shit clothes, especially the Nudie jeans. Would you like them, you long-necked mongoloid?'
‘Sure. Winning as I like to call it.’
