Stupid name. Peking only has a tiny bit of the ancient city wall left. The Great Wall is about an hour away from Peking. Like somewhere Geoffrey Shitneck would choose.

Other great names for Chinese restaurants include - Paddy Field and Soon Fatt.

Our local Chinese takeaway is called yum sing. I asked Brenda, a local mother of six who works behind the counter at weekends for cash in hand, what it means in Chinese. She didn’t know.

Yum Sing is not Chinese. You can’t have an ‘um’ sound at the end of a phoneme.

It must be Cantonese.

Wing Wah
Kongs
Canton Taste
Lucky Boat
Feng Sheng
Pond Quay

All fucking legit

    LT42 I do miss a 4n1 tray from the Peking Wall, the local Chinese, I must say

    You can’t post that without revealing the composition of said 4in1?

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        It’s got to be:

        Egg fried rice
        Sweet and sour chicken
        Beef in black bean sauce
        Spring rolls

        Mad_Cyril Simple and effective, C.

        1. Fried Rice
        2. Chicken (Can be breast or chicken balls)
        3. Chips
        4. Curry sauce

        100% satisfaction guaranteed.

            Like the double carb fried rice and chips combo.

            Absolute winner.

              LT42

              A classic.

              The aforementioned Kongs does…

              Chicken Curry (Breast)
              Half rice / half chips

              A popular delicacy.

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                  Mad_Cyril Can you imagine the damage Jamie Oliver would do to a simple dish like that? Doesn’t bear thinking about it

                    bosstrabs More Millsy really and that’s without being sarcastic in any shape manner or form

                      Fair play, could totally imagine Mills in this

                      Lol. Never in a month of Sundays, you pair of johnagods.

                      Smallman1 Christ alive, Dave’s off on one again.

                      Clown.

                      LOL. You’re well on top here Ed. Dave and Sean running their creds through the message board shredder in this thread.