The trabs thread

Smallman1

I wouldn’t even wear them to play squash in.

seanc80

Amps you wont have twigged this but they are designed for people that aren’t into trainers. All you’ve done today is weakened yourself in this thread.

You can never be taken seriously.

bosstrabs

seanc80 To be fair, Amps is massively ginger, more so than me, so perhaps he needs a bland trab to not clash but rather really make his ginger locks ‘pop’ (as Rhouses would say).

Amps

They’re a boss pair of skate trabs, I won’t be wearing them in a club of any description, right wing establishment or not.

seanc80

So by that logic, do all strawberry blond gentlemen need to go to a fucking skateboard shop and buy something that a pensioner would buy, to replace his previous NB which have finally given up the ghost during Wednesday’s park walk following a truly heroic 15 yrs of service.

Amps

Is a sex dungeon a club? I don’t have a membership card or anything.

seanc80

Amps Imagine Amps being thrust up like a turkey in some frantically-assembled home-made sex harness thing in some basement club.
Luckily for Amps just as the Bull in the mask approaches he notices Amp’s gum-soled horror shows hanging out the side of it.
All cocks get softened immediately. And Amps must redress to a flickering light, completely rejected and alone.

Dan

seanc80 Have you been reading the Naked Lunch? lol

Dan

Smallman1 My wife has the all whites ones.

-si-

Has sean posted one pair of decent trabs since the inception of this thread? He goes all out on the attack like a rabid dog. All i can remember are the adidas with the clock glued to the tongues from him. He’s got balls, cap doffed.

seanc80

Si - Im in the advanced Trabbs class, achieving straight A’s.
You & Amps are in the foundation class where a good day is not shitting on yourself and eating it.

seanc80

Having said that i sent the recent Adidas purchase back as they looked like bowling shoes.
Bought these instead

Amps

seanc80 You’re having a giraffe?

Dan

seanc80 Top Man Sean…..as worn by Borg.

Mad_Cyril

Amps
Swapped 10 pin bowling shoes for crown green bowling shoes?

Amps

Mad_Cyril Think he swapped them for a fashion lobotomy.

Millsy

Mad_Cyril lol

Along_the_Wire

Mad_Cyril LOL

Amps

Oh and whilst we are at it, Lexus are out to steal Porsche’s crown…

seanc80

All i can hear are the worthless echoes of a baying mob.

bosstrabs

Imagine the hearty laugh of a rotund Italian chef from a small town panetteria

That’s me whenever Sean posts his shoes

Smallman1

If they were a different shape and a different colour, I’d probably quite like those Diadora numbers.

seanc80

Smallman1 So what you are saying is the iconic classic Diadora Borg Elite colours of gold & white doesn’t do it for you, Edwardo?

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