"If the palette’s not green,
I’m not fucking keen"

I like the long and sturdy looking lace, to hang yourself with after you’ve bought them and been mercilessly ridiculed in the pub

Still want a pair of these, don’t have a spare grand at the moment though:


    bosstrabs They would be absolutely boss on a night out.

    They’re actually galoshes, so you could rock a pair of nice brogues underneath them, thus guaranteeing you entry to any nightclub with 90s door policy. Would pair nicely with a pastel shirt.

      Paying a grand for those would probably mean you have some kind of trab disease.

      You have a trabeculated bladder, pissing money everywhere.

      Amps Still want a pair of these, don’t have a spare grand at the moment though:

      Who needs a grand? Just find a store with them in stock and loot it:

        I’m getting served ads of awful fucking shoes because of this thread.

          bosstrabs dreadful Dave. My cousin who has sever learning difficulties loves them mind.

            Along_the_Wire lol. Same thing happened with me when I searched Ed’s zigzaggagtrabbs. Kept on getting ads for ‘Shoe Sense’ etc and pictures of said trabbs amongst equally pitiful efforts you wouldn’t dress your dog in.

              I think those have given me a form of glaucoma.