Now then, now then.
Those Diadoras are absolutely horrific, the kind of thing some chav from Naples would wear alongside a fake D&G shell suit.
Every time Smallman fumbles together one of his childlike negative critiques of a pair of trainers I either own or like, I breathe a sigh of relief as it means i don’t have to burn them and kill myself.
seanc80 lol
seanc80 Every time Smallman fumbles together one of his childlike negative critiques of a pair of trainers I either own or like, I breathe a sigh of relief as it means i don’t have to burn them and kill myself.
You can have a lol for that!
seanc80 LOL!
Before killing myslef and fuelled by sheer shame, i must also put my hands in and out of the small fire created by torching the trainers, as a punishment. I imagine it to be all quite an ordeal
Blew half the keys off my laptop by smashing order so hard
zackster In fairness, the giant ‘snow shoe’ style sole would make traversing muddy festival fields a doddle! Expect to see Smallman types ‘rocking’ them all over Somerset this summer. Paired with some appalling ice cream themed t-shirt, natch!
I’m trying to figure if they stop you falling over?
Could maybe sleep standing up @ festivals (or clubs when it gets past midnight!)
Mad_Cyril Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down?
Oi oi lads! I’m of to suave the trestles and mince to 122 BPMs!
zackster I reckon Ed would defo struggle to erect a trestle table.
Amps Exactly
The Vomero 5s are back in a big way this year, easily my Top 3 trab.
Picked these up to stock because the ones I got in 2019 are still going strong.
Picked up the Tom Sachs General Purpose Nike for the missus.
rhouses Congratulations Rhouses, they’re absolutely hideous
rhouses Did you order those brown numbers from the Daily Mail supplement?
rhouses For fucks sake Rhouses, those top ones look like some Derelicte / landfill version of Sean’s moon boots… has the work done by others in this thread taught you nothing?
Bants School needs a trabs module.
rhouses
Those brown Nike things are 100%…A-OK.
I assume the image is AI generated though as why would anyone need the old Nike ‘Wally Waffle’ grip on the toe?
Why?
Got the ‘vom’ part right anyway. Utterly shit.
Those brown Nikes are fucking hideous
