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bosstrabs

He actually used to live on my road. He had quite normal parents, and a normal brother and sister.

One day I was walking up the road and saw him sitting naked in the front garden with his arse jammed into a cooking/mixing bowl. Utterly bizarre, and as you say, he probably wouldn’t have made it past 12 years old in a Liverpool/Manchester comprehensive.

Amps

bosstrabs Lollers!

-si-

bosstrabs

I never got my bottle of poppers back!

Old-Dutch

Amps

Wut? I have absolutely zero recollection of this, lol.

Amps

Old-Dutch Amazingly, it was a busy day on the board and wasn’t even close to that days headline news.

Old-Dutch

I need more deets.

Amps

Old-Dutch I have half a memory of who one of the djs involved was, but I’m not putting that out there until someone with abetter memory than mine can confirm. Trying to remember where said balls where flicked also.

Amps

Amps Poor show that this hasn’t been confirmed by anyone so far.

Kells77

Amps I DO remember reading about that now 😂

C_J

bosstrabs I remember when the “class spacker” in my school told a “hard cunt” to fuck off in English one sunny afternoon in 1994. Two of his mates corralled the teacher into the opposite corner while he stood astride the spacker and pummelled his head for several minutes with a small table. One of the girls said his eye left the socket but I never witnessed that as I had looked away much earlier.

I think it’s safe to say that the very idea of someone flicking crusty feaces around the room would have been eliminated very, very quickly in my school.

Old-Dutch

C_J

All for speaking in English?

Imagine what would have happened if he said it in Italian

bosstrabs

C_J I remember when the “class spacker” in my school told a “hard cunt” to fuck off in English one sunny afternoon in 1994. Two of his mates corralled the teacher into the opposite corner while he stood astride the spacker and pummelled his head for several minutes with a small table. One of the girls said his eye left the socket but I never witnessed that as I had looked away much earlier.

C_J

Homegrove If anyone’s still wondering that’s the real Dusted, I checked with him in Facebook

oh, wow!!!

Like I said, some folk used to hero worship him. And still do, apparently.

jonattonyeah

bosstrabs the class spacker in my school used to pick bits of shit out of his arse and flick them in class

Jesus fucking Christ Dave!

bosstrabs

Yeah, and it was one of those where he was such a mong, the teachers/deputy head (who was in charge of discipline) would go in really fucking hard on anyone bullying him.

bosstrabs

I should point out that, like all big high schools, there was a special needs unit, but the attitude seemed to be let him mix with the normal kids as much as possible.

Mad_Cyril

bosstrabs should point out that, like all big high schools, there was a special needs unit, but the attitude seemed to be let him mix with the normal kids as much as possible.

To be fair, the strategy has paid off. Just look at you now 👍

seanc80

A heart warming tale

bosstrabs

Have you ever been caught lounging around in a front garden on a sunny day wearing just a mix bowl on your ricker, Sean?

I bet you have.

iamdusted

Arisandy.

That was it. Funny as fuck.

I heard that the had to move GU board from EZboard because Lipgloss’s PMs were crashing the board out.

Kells77

iamdusted Hahahaha….oh fuck. Totally forgot about Lipgloss 😂

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