“Hi I’ve not had a bush for a while”

with someone replying…

“Will sleep better tonight thanks”

LOL

You should surely be able to get her on the cheap if her ratings are down.

Strike while the iron’s hot and all that.

So that’s 2 reviews negative based on a smelly fanny.

Lol brilliant

Lol, thats excellent!

Tempted to do a deep dive and put together a “Scottish Escorts RANKED”

I can only imagine the state of them.

    jonattonyeah

    I’ve spent the last 3 hours in the northern Irish section, mate. Perhaps we could compile a top ten for each region of the UK? Could send dave round to rank them all versus our countdowns…

      -si-

      All in, my dude..

      I wonder what section would be the worst?

      I’m betting “Yorkshire & The Humbler” is quite grim. Wales. West Midlands.

      I have a feeling the northern Irish contingent could be up there amongst the worst!

      Jonattan is clearly the man for rankings nowadays.

      He’s over to the Lake District soon, he can easily be despatched to check out the worst Yorks & Humber scrutters from there.

        bosstrabs

        I’ll be sure to sample the best Keswick has to offer.

        Sorry if this offends Hugo.

        Think you need to establish ground rules here.

        Has to be local grot for regional rankings. None of these foreign imports.

        Good point MC.

        No Romanians and especially no Thais, who despite their wide, flat faces often have cracking figures and perfect mohawk-like strip bushes.

          I’ve reached my limit on searches within that daft forum, lads. Apparently I’m only allowed to peruse 20 threads. Tried to register under “bosstrabs” but it won’t let me.

          Your internet provider is blocked from registering accounts, it could be because you are using a proxy or VPN service.

          Shame. As I was about to go all in.

            bosstrabs Thais, who… often have cracking figures and perfect mohawk-like strip bushes

            Or a cock