Dave is 5 Kalibers deep

No mate, no we weren’t. Dave brought back the lass from the local Chinese chippy round the corner. As soon as he popped into the bog for a spag, so he could pace himself like, I said to meself “DHP we’re in for a boozer”… And fookin’ ell was I right. Woke up to find a can o’ bitter stuck right in me soil!

Probably only a matter of time before I decide to re-plant DHP in the garden, the annoying cunt.

See how he likes it outside.

    Either Dermo or some pitiful online construct from Matthew Cunt.

    • Amps replied to this.

      bosstrabs Probably only a matter of time before I decide to re-plant DHP in the garden, the annoying cunt.

      See how he likes it outside.

      The Greenfell Community Gardens!? That’s a death sentence!

      AstraZenica’d yesterday. Feel a bit tired and achy today but not too bad.

      • Dan replied to this.

        bosstrabs booked my first jab for next week and was told by the doctors to take paracetamol every 4 hours after I’ve had it. I assumed the same as you have just mentioned and was told not to take aspirin.

          Matt Well, what a load of bollocks I was talking there then.

          • Matt replied to this.

            bosstrabs When I got my AZ jab, they checked a lot on whether I was taking blood thinning medicines. S to the werve on aspirin.

            • Matt replied to this.

              bosstrabs I’ll probably do some googling closer to the time. I’m not a doctor but the Asprin thing seems to make sense and I have zero confidence in GP’s.

              Me and all my family were told to take paracetamol and not aspirin.