Smallman1 The dorises would say a cute asthmatic.

LOL that’s the worst thing I’ve ever read.

    Everytime Ed goes down for gravy the dorises cream themselves before he even starts as they hear that '‘ click & inhale’ sound just before diving in. Some think they are being robbed at gunpoint , others think its a sort of romantic Halloween game involving a cripple whose strategy is akin to that of a child attacking an apple in a bowl of water

      Smallman1 An acute asthmatic.

      The dorises would say a cute asthmatic.

      This is the most soy post in the history of the forum 🏆

        Goes down for the gravy.

        Smallman1
        Eye Tea dept budget blown on your new “Macbook Pro” (speak n spell) and no money left for Google?

            Mad_Cyril Eye Tea dept budget blown on your new “Macbook Pro” (speak n spell) and no money left for Google?

            Ledging the biz trans is taking up most of my bandwidth MC.

              A funny thing I shared on FB and figured you lot might like the laugh as well:

              Nice to wake up and read this, having had my Xmas holidays ruined by it