The General Covid19 Thread

Smallman1

bosstrabs Is it the Oxford vaccine? It will be highly effective on the COVID front but gives you bants worse than Benson.

Am not sure Dave.

And a lol!

Smallman1

Millsy Hope Mama doesn’t get the less effective Brookes College, Oxford vaccine.

You are one cruel bastard!

Phil-McRackin

My dad had the Oxford vaccine last Friday, on his 80th birthday. All good, no side effects, marvellous.

Smallman1

Phil-McRackin My dad had the Oxford vaccine last Friday, on his 80th birthday. All good, no side effects, marvellous.

Glad to hear it Phil, awesome.

bosstrabs

As I mentioned, my 82-year old great uncle got his from Oxford, despite being from Warrington he now wears a blue rowing blazer and has been offered a 9-12 then boozy lunch client-facing job at Lloyds of London based on a tenuous personal acquaintance.

Smallman1

bosstrabs As I mentioned, my 82-year old great uncle got his from Oxford, despite being from Warrington he now wears a blue rowing blazer and has been offered a 9-12 then boozy lunch client-facing job at Lloyds of London based on a tenuous personal acquaintance.

Your great uncle has just been offered a job at Lloyds of London at 82?

Fair play.

Mad_Cyril

Millsy
The Beazer Homes League of vaccines

bosstrabs

Can you jump the queue and get the Oxford Brookes one so long as you got CDD at A Level?

Smallman1

When I told Zackster I went to Brookes College Oxford in NYC he fell off his chair, told the barman to switch the music off before telling the whole establishment “Oh my gaaaaaad. This dude like totally studied it at Ox Ford, as in the Ox Ford”

Was fighting them off with a stick for the rest of the night.

benson

Smallman1 remind me when you were there? Presumably you were ledging it up at slide at the zodiac and some dirty d+b in the backroom at the bully?

hugopal

Smallman1 it’s some going to have an expensive private school education and still end up at Oxford Brookes - did your dad at least ask the school for a refund?

bosstrabs

Did you tell them how challenging getting General Studies A Level to get in was?

Smallman1

I didn’t Dave, just dialled up the cut glass accent and left them speechless with my bants and erudition.

bosstrabs

Who cares when you have a CV full of Bants highlights?

Smallman1

BANTS College, Oxford.

bosstrabs

Born in BANTS Hill

Mad_Cyril

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/28/belgium-launches-investigation-of-astrazeneca-vaccine-plant?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

WAR 💪

Old-Dutch

Fucking hell. This is getting nasty. Not a good look

FabiParas

My Aunt (in her 80s) just spent a few days in the hospital from an allergic reaction to one of the vaccines. Not surprised though as she has every fucking ailment under the sun, moans like a good’un and is a borderline Nazi.

She’ll outlive everyone.

Old-Dutch

Sorry to hear that Dan. Hope it all works out ok.

My mum had her jab yesterday and her siblings have all had too. Seems like the rollout is gaining momentum

FabiParas

She’s fine (other than the moaning, nazi memorabilia etc). As I say, she’ll outlive everyone.

Mad_Cyril

FabiParas
Does she smoke Capstan Navy Cut as well Dan?

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