The General Covid19 Thread

LT42

LOL, it’ll be a while before they find the DEATH VACCINE, Funky

Along_the_Wire

Funky DF proving to himself that he really is an idiot for getting double-jabbed.

zackster

When I first opened Funky’s link I thought it was from some hateful UK publication geared for Americans, as I misread it as The Daily Septic

NasserAlazzawi

Millsy especially, in that case!

zackster

Let’s make it happen Joe!

hugopal

Along_the_Wire Ed, please tell me Hugo isn’t invited to the afters?

Just got my 2nd AZ jab - not only should that guarantee my entry to the afters, but also according to Ed’s expert analysis it should be a recipe for me ledging top bants.

NasserAlazzawi

hugopal you can start taking my guilty pleasures thread seriously now, too

Smallman1

hugopal Just got my 2nd AZ jab - not only should that guarantee my entry to the afters, but also according to Ed’s expert analysis it should be a recipe for me ledging top bants.

Come on in Hugo!

Along_the_Wire

hugopal Your version of top bants is poor even in the context of this message board. It’s about matching or improving on the top bants available on any given platform or situation.

Sorry to be so pedantic.

alistair

NasserAlazzawi lol

hugopal

Along_the_Wire sounds like you’ve had a bants lobotomy Grant.

hugopal

Along_the_Wire Maybe there’s only a certain amount of bants to go round, and now I’ve been double-jabbed you’ve found your already limited stores fully diminished.

Along_the_Wire

hugopal You do have a tendency to suck the living bants out of life, so maybe.

Smallman1

If ledging the bants were a crime then lock me up and throw away the key!

bosstrabs

Smallman1 If ledging the bants were a crime then lock me up and throw away the key!

LOL!

LT42

Don’t mean to chop down Ed’s top top bantz just there but this is for Hugo and his fairytales about Covid not being a problem for children.

hugopal

LT42 Erm, which is the supposedly pertinent bit? Only 30 children without any previous medical conditions dying of covid across the entire US?! That’s hardly anything.

During the 2019-20 flu season, at least 99 children without a pre-existing medical condition died of flu in the US:

https://www.cdc.gov/flu/spotlights/2019-2020/2019-20-pediatric-flu-deaths.htm#:~:text=Seasonal%20Influenza%20(Flu)-,2019%2D20%20Season's%20Pediatric%20Flu%20Deaths%20Tie%20High,Set%20During%202017%2D18%20Season&text=August%2021%2C%202020%20%E2%80%93%20CDC%20today,for%20last%20season%20to%20188.

Millsy

Hugo are you measuring covid impact by deaths only? Any other metrics you think might count?

LT42

Lol, long term effects matter not, only if they die. I can’t tell if he’s trolling or just a thick cunt.

hugopal

LT42 Lol, long term effects matter not, only if they die

Flu also causes some serious long-term issues in children, eg bronchitis, pneumonia and sinus infections:

https://www.healthychildren.org/English/health-issues/conditions/chronic/Pages/Flu-A-Guide-for-Parents-of-Children-or-Adolescents-With-Chronic-Health-Conditions.aspx

Millsy

To be fair it’s easier to measure so a lot simpler to troll/argue. Quick follow up question for Hugo. If a person goes to hospital with terminal cancer, contracts covid at hospital and dies of covid breathing difficulties, should they be counted in the stats (as they were dying of cancer anyway, so you know, fuck em)

hugopal

Millsy I don’t quite know what you’re trying to get at, but 1.5% of cancer patients in the US are recorded as being killed by influenza and pneumonia.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33107375/

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