Ladies and gentlemen, may i present to you the POTUS:
Speaking on Wednesday at the White House, Mr Trump took issue with Dr Fauci’s comments to a Senate hearing a day earlier about the risks to children of reopening and his assessment that a vaccine was unlikely before classes could begin this autumn.
“Look, he wants to play all sides of the equation,” Mr Trump said of his top coronavirus expert’s concerns.
“I was surprised by his answer actually, because, you know, it’s just to me - it’s not an acceptable answer, especially when it comes to schools,” the president told reporters.
He said “the only thing that would be acceptable” is giving older teachers and professors a few more weeks before they return.
“Because this is a disease that attacks age, and it attacks health,” the president said.
To summarise, who needs a vaccine to fill classrooms again, the virus doesn’t affect anyone young and if we give the older teachers an extra week off that should mean we are all tickety boo.
In case anyone missed my opening sentence, that came from the most powerful man on the planet.
Jesus fucking christ!