3 double GT’s last night…not the best start.

Day 1…

Drank the last of my 18 cans of Stella Xmas present to myself last night. Going shopping later today for some more.

With homeschooling on the horizon for the foreseeable, I’m going to need something to help me through the dark nights ahead.

bosstrabs When the Panny D has fucked off, OLB and me will be going to his favourite crap Chinese ‘North China’, where we will get the beers in and I will stun them out with some perfectly-delivered off-menu ordering in perfect Mandarin delivered in a crisp, rhotic Beijing accent.

Then it will be lacing up the boss trabs and heading down to a club of OLB’s choosing where bants will be ledged, treacles suaved and kitchen sinks lobbed.

Crazy times ahead, hold tight for feedback.

YES DAVE!

    The night will end back at Smallman’s Tooting abode with a load of Boutros and Dorises to watch a 2 hour compilation of the best Donald Silverbridge videos.

      bosstrabs The night will end back at Smallman’s Tooting abode with a load of Boutros and Dorises to watch a 2 hour compilation of the best Donald Silverbridge videos.

      I would absolutely love that!

        Along_the_Wire He’ll have you fixing the fucking roof.

        Don’t, I’ve now a chunk of my bedroom wall missing in a bid to solve it.

        Absolute nightmare.

          Did make me laugh on GU when Thackers was on about going for a night out with Pesto and Pestro kept introducing themselves to birds as ‘This is the famous Terrence Thackeray… from the GU board’ and Thackers had to keep saying ‘not now Pesto’.

          That’s what I’m going to do if me and OLB have a night out - keep summoning birds over and saying ‘This is the famous Edward Smallman… aka OL LEDGY BANTS… from the Jaded Clubbers board’

            They’ll be starstruck Dave.

            Worry not though, I’ll put them ease with a salvo of unbelievable bants and move from there.

            bosstrabs This is the famous Terrence Thackeray… from the GU board’ and Thackers had to keep saying ‘not now Pesto’.

            😆

              My dry January lasted about 36hrs followed by a few strong Scotch ales.

              Joking apart, I do think people (i.e. me) need to guard against complacency when it comes to alcohol abuse during the lockdown / wfh environment.

              I fear there will be a lasting legacy of alcohol related damage from this pandemic. The chancellor might need to look at bumping up the duty on booze in the next budget imo.

                C_J that will buy him some votes in the red wall seats

                  C_J
                  Its a fair point, penny has dropped for me.

                  Stripping it right back

                    There’s nothing else to do when work is over. Carry on boozing.

                    Will be going dry for the foreseeable, need to diet massively, so the booze is out.

                      Amps Well they’ve suspended tennis, so that’s my twice a week exercise gone. Time to get my ass around the block and run off the 5 bottles of gin and numerous chill heat wave Doritos I’ve consumed.

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                          Dan Yeah, I’d much prefer a gym session, but the mean streets of Birkenhead it is.

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