In fact a bottle of BERKfast, or BERKy as it’s known.

Si, do you use decent CumBERKland sausages and high quality BERKcon? Or just cheapo Tesco BERKsics stuff?

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    bosstrabs Si, do you use decent CumBERKland sausages and high quality BERKcon? Or just cheapo Tesco BERKsics stuff?

    This is like watching a bumfights DVD.

    Are any of the mods going to step in and help this poor cunt?

      Si, maybe now you can appreciate the tedium we have all had to endure from you and MC for literally weeks now.

      As we used to say on GU, dry them

        And now you’re backseat moderating too? Lol, talk about desperation.

        Sorry, BERKseat moderating.

        bosstrabs
        Fucking LOL. Dave getting bored with a repetitive, not particularly funny, gag being rinsed to tedium.

        You are really that fucking dumb.

        I can’t cope with all the ironing.

        Tell us more about what you used to say on GU, I need a distraction to take the pain away.

          Back on topic, tomorrow will be a test can I home DJ for hours on end with no beers.

            Hannu do you do anything else aside from dj for an inordinate amount of time with out doing any drugs?

              Homegrove Coffee and cake, shit substitute, but can help ease the pain.

                Smallman1 So have I. He also offered to buy me one, but I’d just got one in, so politely declined. Talking about living the dream.

                    Have a beer ffs, you’re not in Guantanemo Bay

                    Glad i was literally in another country.

                    Along_the_Wire So have I. He also offered to buy me one, but I’d just got one in, so politely declined. Talking about living the dream.

                    Un be lievable Jeff!

                      Homegrove
                      Whilst Mono has already provided the definitive answer, I’ve been told that dry January only counts Monday to Thursday night (inclusive).

                      So basically we’ve all been duped.

                        Glass of rouge a night for me.

                        I significantly ramp that up on a Friday and Saturday though.

                        Which is nice.

                        Homegrove When you’re as high on life as you are Hannu, chemical enhancements are pointless

                          With my addictive personality I felt wise to stay away.

                            Is there a book going on which one of us will be the first to find jesus and be saved?

                              -si- Is there a book going on which one of us will be the first to find jesus and be saved?

                              Perhaps something by Jim and Tammy BERKer?

                                Cant make it mate. No can do. Literally up to my neck in nonces until next Friday pal.

                                mono-stereo
                                Was going to defend him, then saw the turtleneck at the end.

                                Sweater of choice for nonces everywhere.

                                    Mad_Cyril Was going to defend him, then saw the turtleneck at the end.

                                    Sweater of choice for nonces everywhere.

                                    MC, do you wear the Mancunian’s favourite jacket in inclement weather? The BERKhaus?

                                      -si- reminds me of a quote from an old friend who was definitely a functioning alcoholic at the the time: i can say no, but if i start, i can’t stop. i think we took that motto too far for several years. 🤣