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  • Anyone tuned into the darts?

Guaranteed bants and admiring glances from the treacles when OLB’s in the house!

    Always loads of treacles at the darts lol

    Walked into my local and saw it was darts night, so I did a 180 and left.

    Oi oi!

    mrrossi I’m also keen to know what was historic about it? Clearly someone just talking out of their arse to try look cool on this board

    It doesn’t matter what Smallman does, he’ll always be regarded with less fondness than if he were a paedophile.

      Can only assume Rich and Mr Rossi are taking the piss?!

        seanc80 It doesn’t matter what Smallman does, he’ll always be regarded with less fondness than if he were a paedophile.

        The most loved man on the board!

        Smallman1 please enlighten us then, as I genuinely don’t know what was historic about the final. I did watch it and was a great game, must have been a great atmosphere to be there

        It was historic in so far as it was the first time Smallman hasn’t been attacked on a night out.

        • Heno replied to this.
          a year later

          “However, aged 16 and still at school, the champagne celebrations must wait for Luke ‘The Nuke’ Littler who instead wolfed down pop and a kebab to mark his success.”

          Not the biggest surprise I must say.

          I’m off to Ally Pally for the darts on Saturday, would you believe?

            Along_the_Wire I’m off to Ally Pally for the darts on Saturday, would you believe?

            Yes I would believe it Grant.

            RichM what a fat bastard for a 16 year old

            For any age really.

            That lad will be giving Callan Rydz a run for his money for best combover soon enough…

            RichM I have an irrational dislike for fat bastards. There’s just no need is there? Stop stuffing your face and get out and do some exercise FFS

            He looks pretty healthy compared to most ‘people’ from Runcorn

            Darts was great fun. Won an absolute fortune on the last match, but my cunt of a mate got me to sell total 180s in the day, so I’m around d £8 up. I think only Dutchy might give a fuck here.

            Bants between the tables and the tiered stands was hilarious. Trying to get tickets for the family between Christmas and new year.

            6 days later

            Looking forward to the darts tonight. Hope the fat 16 year old loses

              He’s got some temperament Littler. Feels like he belongs already

              RichM

              This year’s Fallon Sherrock. Thank Christ she was knocked out in the first round.

                Are there Dorises playing the darts?

                Fair play to Littler, impressive spears.

                alistair Barney looking like he’s just been through Chemo

                Scalp pigmentation.