Anyone tuned into the darts?

Smallman1

Yet another slice of history I was at.

What were you doing?

Eating a Tayto sandwich watching Rocketman?

mrrossi

What was historic about it?

Smallman1

mrrossi What was historic about it?

Lol!

bosstrabs

mrrossi It was historic in the senss that being there was Smallman’s 2nd biggest lie ever after Spike Island

RichM

mrrossi I’m also keen to know what was historic about it? Clearly someone just talking out of their arse to try look cool on this board

Mad_Cyril

I think we need to chat when you’re back @bosstrabs

Following our Christmas Event I have a new found respect for Edwand, and I know he really loves you.

A pivot may be required, probably some warm hugs also.

We have JC fam we can reach out to for specialist advice / mentoring re: both aspects if initially uncomfortable.

Smallman1

You would have seen the photos of me in hospo at The Pally if you were on the TT WhatsApp group Dave!

Mad_Cyril

Smallman1 You would have seen the photos of me in hospo at The Pally

No doubt they’ll be retrieved from someone’s ‘special folder’ (wank bank) and posted here in the future!!

bosstrabs

@Mad_Cyril I briefly considered your suggestion, but I’ve just remembered Smallman is a total weapon.

Mad_Cyril

bosstrabs
A fair counter

seanc80

Imagine getting on the corp list for the darts and just as you take off your coat you see Edward ‘Tyrannosaurus Reg’ Smallman out of the corner of your eye.

Good night Irene

Smallman1

Guaranteed bants and admiring glances from the treacles when OLB’s in the house!

bosstrabs

Smallman1 admiring glances from the treacles

Heno

bosstrabs hopefully she’s aiming at Ed’s ball sack

Millsy

Always loads of treacles at the darts lol

Cankles-McJeggings

Means he got sodomised in the bogs by Phil Taylor. Again.

alistair

Cankles-McJeggings otherwise known as the perfect finish.

Smallman1

Walked into my local and saw it was darts night, so I did a 180 and left.

Oi oi!

seanc80

It doesn’t matter what Smallman does, he’ll always be regarded with less fondness than if he were a paedophile.

Smallman1

seanc80 It doesn’t matter what Smallman does, he’ll always be regarded with less fondness than if he were a paedophile.

The most loved man on the board!

Smallman1

Can only assume Rich and Mr Rossi are taking the piss?!

RichM

Smallman1 please enlighten us then, as I genuinely don’t know what was historic about the final. I did watch it and was a great game, must have been a great atmosphere to be there

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