Mad_Cyril Along_the_Wire Get on it grant. Some big stripey socks that match your skates and you’ll be rollin’ like a boss
Hursty I can vouch that roller skates have made it to sleepy Wiltshire, or perhaps they never went out of fashion? Ive seen a couple of middle aged wags zipping around the park on them recently, they are the next scooter it would appear.
Millsy Imo you haven’t lived until you get a couple of labradors to pull you along the promenade on rollerskates. Whooooooooooah Bodyfoooooorm!.
-si- Along_the_Wire To be fair mate, the injuries from a roller boot fall would be a hell of a lot less severe than coming off your bike at 40kmph. As cyril and millsy say, get a pair lovely knee length socks and some dogs to pull you along. May i suggest some massive over ear headphones and a vest to colour co-ordinate with your socks too?
-si- Millsy Zumba for the yummy mummies now, then it’s gin o’clock, ching ching. Before you know it, you’ve lived, laughed and loved all day.
Smallman1 -si- Zumba for the yummy mummies now, then it’s gin o’clock, ching ching. Before you know it, you’ve lived, laughed and loved all day. A lol for the King of the PPT!
-si- Homegrove What if they poke them with their penis when they’re trying a new synchronised swimming move?
FabiParas Homegrove it’s Man Bites Dog territory. It’s only news because of the rarity of the subject. Dog bites man doesn’t sell.
bosstrabs Kells77 Stopped smoking on NYE, you bag of dicks. To be fair you can’t beat calling someone a ‘bag of dicks’. I like ‘bag of D’ or ‘eat a D’ when I hear it as well, only Americans can get away with saying it though.
Kells77 bosstrabs I always mean it in the nicest way possible 🙂 But yeah, I have a hard time picturing that coming from anyone but an American 😂
jonattonyeah Along_the_Wire The residents of Pittsburgh put FRENCH fries in their sandwiches so they’re free to completely fuck off.
