Joe Biden (The General USA BLOWS Thread)

Homegrove

Lol. No Dick Cheney. Or Karl Rove.

Amps

Wowzers!

jonattonyeah

It’s insane. Said this a billion times already (and not like this is some utopia because it most certainly is not) but we’re so insulated in the Bay Area from the rest of America’s flat out lunacy. These people are fucking nuts. And they have way more voting power - every aspect of government is weighted in the favor of rural, backward-ass morons, we can’t do anything. It’s a complete lost cause. The experiment has failed. Been holding out in hope, but if 2024 goes the way it likely will, it’s either California leaves this ridiculous union or I’m out (how’s that for a threat!)

Amps

jonattonyeah You keen on a standard Cali secession? Or fancy some sort of + version taking Oregon / Washington with you? Or go bioregional and get some version of Cascadia?

Mad_Cyril

Amps
Sounds like Jon’s going to go all Waco

jonattonyeah

Amps You keen on a standard Cali secession? Or fancy some sort of + version taking Oregon / Washington with you? Or go bioregional and get some version of Cascadia?

We give Alaska to Canada along with Lebron James and Glacier National Park in exchange for Vancouver. We then take the Baja peninsula from Mexico (they won’t mind). Baja, California, Oregon, Washington, and Vancouver is the new country. Country Yeah. Considering Vegas as well but we already have Tijuana so maybe that’s enough vice for one place. But if we do, we’ll take Reno as well. Then we declare war on everyone.

Homegrove

Steve Schmidt (McCain’s former campaign manager) just went scorched earth on Sarah Palin and Meghan McCain, and it’s glorious. 18 tweets.

Homegrove

Oh, there are several threads. This one started it.

Amps

Mad_Cyril Sounds like Jon’s going to go all Waco

Think he’s more likely to walk off into the woods and become a mushroom.

zackster

Anyone who thinks that these people won’t do each and every terrible thing you can think of is completely delusional. They have been working towards this moment for decades. And the fact that the Democratic Party can’t even standup for the one fucking thing it has tried to stand for should be the final piece of evidence that it is no longer worth supporting in any way. The Roe leak came out, and Biden was where? At the fucking Lockheed plant blessing all of the bombs we are about to send to Ukraine. How much more on the nose can this dystopian nightmare get?

Amps

Sometimes though…

Amps

jonattonyeah I can’t see you legalising the Tijuana ‘donkey show’, so it’s a ‘no’ from me. But Baja is a great shout in general, you could turn it into your very own Costa Del Sol.

303abuser

jonattonyeah We give Alaska to Canada along with Lebron James and Glacier National Park in exchange for Vancouver.

No deal. Lebron James can go fuck himself, Alaska is useless, and we like Vancouver, we just can’t afford to live there. Plus imagine the % of GDP that would have to go to fighting wild fires.

jonattonyeah

Amps I can’t see you legalising the Tijuana ‘donkey show’,

Oh absolutely everything will be legal. Everything. Even paedo stuff to entice people like Dave to visit. Donkey shows won’t just be legal, they’ll be a national sport. Like baseball.

Get that ass, ass!

Amps

jonattonyeah Well, in that case, I’m all in. Suggests you go full Superman one, blow up the fault and float yourselves about two or three miles off the coast.

jonattonyeah

Amps

All in.

We’ll also need to bring some of those Thai women that shoot darts out of their minges. Those balloons aren’t going to burst themselves!

Amps

jonattonyeah Always been more of a ‘ping-pong’ man myself.

jonattonyeah

303abuser

Once we’re on our own we’ll end climate change easily. No more fires.

And fine. No Lebron. You get your choice of Brad Pitt or George Clooney. But we’re taking Vancouver. Their absurd housing issues along with rampant drug use fits right in with what we’re building.

303abuser

jonattonyeah Pitt and Clooney are both overpaid and on the downside of their careers, we’re going to need a couple of stars on rookie contracts if you want Vancouver. Plus I’ll need a personal vacation home 6 months of the year. We may get somewhere with this yet.

Amps

Zeedog, you driving a Camry?

Mad_Cyril

Amps
Bottom left is a dead giveaway.

What is it with Americans and ‘fender’ stickers? Is it acceptable, seems so to an outsider as there’s so many.

Do that in the UK you might as well spray “I’m a massive Whopper’ on your windscreen (shield) and draw a giant hairy cock & balls on your bonnet (hood).

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