bosstrabs Yep, my Dad’s great grandmother was Italian, I don’t go around telling Italians that I’m Italian any chance I get.
“Why do you want to be Irish?”
“I don’t want to be. I already am. I drink 12 bottles of Vodka a week, maybe it’s because my relations came here from Dingle back in 1721.”
“Ah fair enough, have a good night, mate”