Coffee mail order

Mad_Cyril

Just ordered a load of beans from clumsygoat after receiving a 20% discount code.

Clumsily moving away from the bean to cup under the patient tutelage of Sensei Dutchy so figured might as well try a new supply.

Not sure if it’s a re-usable code but if anyone wants to give it a whirl send us a PM like*

*Dick-pics will NOT get you preferential treatment

Old-Dutch

Thought I’d share this offer in case anyone is interested. - Extract coffee is always top notch imo. I’ve just ordered a kilo - 30% off kilo bags with the code CASTIRON30

https://extractcoffee.co.uk/shop/cast-iron/?utm_source=lovethebrew&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=castiron30&mc_cid=143362b7dd&mc_eid=3df59fdad7

seanc80

I actually cant get over the genuine fucking state of this thread.

-si-

Sean, are you drinking the same blend of maxwell house with added coffee mate that i am?

Old-Dutch

This thread is Millsy’s finest hour. And I genuinely mean that.

Millsy

Old-Dutch I’m beaming with pride at the misery I’ve created lol

seanc80

I skimmed over one of Grants posts earlier on. Fucking disgusting in many respects. I got sick all over myself.

Fuck me, what a game changer - coffee beans arrived this morning and the Rave Italian blend espresso is magnificent - after my cynicism, I can’t believe I’ve been pissing around with Lavazza ground coffee. Lovely.

Millsy

seanc80
How do you like your coffee, Sean?
Black, like my men giggles and runs away chase me!

Along_the_Wire

seanc80 LOL, I feel the same in some respects

Dubman

Jules72
Enjoying Brighton Lanes. It has a nice rich,dark roast to it. They’ve got some new Australian beans in stock but quiet expensive.

Jules72

Dubman yeah I’ve tried loads of different beans from loads of different roasters, but I always come back to coffee compass

Smallman1

Do you know what this thread lacks?

MINERALS.

bosstrabs

Smallman1 Do you know what this thread lacks?

MINERALS.

Now it fucking has some. Yes, I drink coffee shit out by cats and I don’t give a flying fuck.

RichM

To add to the cuntiness of this thread, I’m a big fan of the more fruity coffees these days.

This being a current fruity number I’ve been enjoying with my aeropress

https://www.monmouthcoffee.co.uk/product/ethiopia-tessema-edima/

seanc80

Fucking hell Rich
Fruity number? Why dont you just deepthroat the business end of the cup.

WWW.MENPISSINGINMYMOUTH.COCK.UK

RichM

seanc80 will give it a go. I didn’t know about this method of coffee consumption, bet it gives a creamy finish and salty aftertaste

Smallman1

I’ll start up a white wine / prosecco thread shortly!

bosstrabs

Along_the_Wire There’s a new cartoon in Viz called Foodie Bollocks and they were talking about some coffee beans called Kopi Luwak which a coffee that consists of partially digested coffee cherries which have been eaten and shit out by an Asian Palm Civit. Obviously, I didn’t believe it, but looked it up and fuck me if it isn’t actually a thing. £30 for 125g

Why the fuck would you drink that?

Only just seen it. I have drunk it many times. Seems to be a favourite of any expat here who goes to south east Asia on their holidays: “Look what I’ve brought back!!111 lulz CAT-SHIT COFFEE!1!1”

It’s actually very nice, with a rich hazelnut flavour.

Mad_Cyril

bosstrabs with a rich hazelnut flavour.

Does it go well with chicken or fish?

Old-Dutch

Picked up a bag of Cherry Cherry, Sweet Bourbon and Brighton Lanes a few weeks ago. All 3 are great

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