Keep trying, you tirelessly and effortlessly regurgitate absolutely every ‘funny’ and cliche the board has ever had, none of which are yours. The harder you try to be funny the unfunnier you are. It’s a tough gig and not one you’re looking like waking up to anytime soon. Being blissfully unaware is obviously your forte.
The resemblance to bog filla really is uncanny though. Were you his understudy when you were absolutely nowhere to be seen on all the other boards?