“JT you’re not indestructible you know? Leave some of the tackling to Joe Cole”
In 2010… (arm round the shoulder) “Sorry, Lamps, you’re past it at 32 years old… we’ll be shipping you off pronto.”
Matchday Lounge Experience: No cheese anywhere in sight. Tureens of curry replaced by steamed broccoli. Renamed ‘Winners Enclosure’
Liquidator replaced on the tannoy with Corvin Dalek ‘Pounds n Penz’
Stands never rebuilt, leaky roof over the players’ tunnel, still a car park inside the ground
Ed’s extendable neck reaches up to rescue Harding from the plunging chopper
If Ed Smallman was Roman Abramovich
Kit changed from Umbro/Adidas to Billionaire Boys Club.
Time for bed, Dave.
jonattonyeah Jonattan on the left; me on the right…
It’s OK to not be OK ‘dave’
I’m here for you, Dave, whenever you’re ready to talk.
jonattonyeah You’re not ‘sliding into my DMs’ again.
The true story of Smalls is that he should’ve been a miscarriage. How the hell he slipped through the net is anyone’s guess, especially with that neck.
Bit harsh Echo. Not the wholesome, clubbable bants we had hoped for.
This had some potential but the slightly cack handed nature of the execution means that I can, sadly, only give this a 4 out of 10.
Onwards!
Superbly rescued with the Billionaire Boys’ Club kit post to be fair.
I missed that, decent rescue job tbf!
Ed Smallman’s programme notes rate all the opposition 10/10, then Kloppo reciprocates by only giving Chelsea’s best 7/10.
You are a cruel cruel man Dave!