“JT you’re not indestructible you know? Leave some of the tackling to Joe Cole”
In 2010… (arm round the shoulder) “Sorry, Lamps, you’re past it at 32 years old… we’ll be shipping you off pronto.”
Matchday Lounge Experience: No cheese anywhere in sight. Tureens of curry replaced by steamed broccoli. Renamed ‘Winners Enclosure’
Liquidator replaced on the tannoy with Corvin Dalek ‘Pounds n Penz’
Stands never rebuilt, leaky roof over the players’ tunnel, still a car park inside the ground
Ed’s extendable neck reaches up to rescue Harding from the plunging chopper
