Believe I have already gone on record in taking umbrage with the way you lot like to have a go at the general USA diet whilst simultaneously eating meals fit for raccoons yourselves. I have previously posted the chips butty as an example of an eldritch horror that only recently enter my headspace. The following is a new nightmare that I am only too sure you all eat at least once a day.

    Doner meat chips and cheese. Chilli sauce, garlic sauce and all the salad.

    after an 8 Pinter in the boozer.

    fucking delicious.

      More to whet your appetite Z(p)ac…

      • Heno replied to this.

        Good man, zacko. Love me some zack bants. Any American trying to diss UK food, without the slightest hint of the iron being on, is a top man in my books!

        #bantsbros

        benson Doner meat chips and cheese. Chilli sauce, garlic sauce and all the salad.

        after an 8 Pinter in the boozer.

        And then its off to the forums to talk shit on Nina’s physical appearance. Sean’s night sorted.

          Although just to laugh at the silly English, don’t you lads have to ask for fish and chips in your local chippy, instead of a fish supper? That must be a huge blow to your dignity, lads, saying that in front of other adults, Shirley?

            -si- Although just to laugh at the silly English, don’t you lads have to ask for fish and chips in your local chippy, instead of a fish supper? That must be a huge blow to your dignity, lads, saying that in front of other adults, Shirley?

            Si, around your endz, you ask for ‘a chip’. Weirdos.

              British cuisine is my comfort food - nothing like some bangers and mash when on the mend - but let’s not be under any illusions. Much of it is fried and bland.

              But I’m lucky in California. You’d have to work to find bad food in these parts.

              What do you even do with that monstrosity slopbox I posted at the top? Eat it by the fist full?

                We do indeed, lads.

                Our chip shops blast out the deacon blue classic throughout their entire opening hours also, as we leave with our dignities in tact.

                  zackster What do you even do with that monstrosity slopbox I posted at the top? Eat it by the fist full?

                  Ed paid someone 13 grand to build him a roof with a load of those, zack, so watch your mouth!

                    Am still laughing at fish supper!

                    • Dan replied to this.

                      That cheese center can’t be within 5 miles of Ed.

                        I have to be honest, I prefer quality junk food, and in most British cities nowadays you can find a very good hamburger somewhere and probably a good smokehouse too.

                        And we have to thank the Seppos for that. They’re still fucking idiots when it comes to everything else though.