zackster Daily Record.. should be World Record for being thick as shit. Who the fooking fock eats the same meal every meal for 23 years. And crisps fooking butties!

    Just spotted this while browsing google maps.

    How’s about celebrating your birthday with a triple-layer cheap white bread bacon sarnie “cake”?!

    zackster
    Actual size.

    Maybe chuck a fuck tonne of Maple Sauce and Squirty ‘Cream’ on top?

      Dan Strictly for philistines.

      Is it Halal gravy then?

        I would 1000% try this and probably love it

        I’ve just had a sausage, red onion, red pepper and mushroom omelette, sans cheese, natch.

        Was delicious.

        Cheers!

          I do Morty but there’s a miraculous concept called a lunch break where you can go out and eat and everything.

            Morty-C-137 he has a neck long enough that he never even has to leave his desk.