We buy fully in to this gent and his ilk in BRITAIN. Could easily swap him for Nigel Farage, Swiss Tony, Alan Partridge, Nick Knowles, Michael Aspel or Lionel Blair and we would still lap it up. Heroes one and all.

    The mrs and I are dining out tonight. I fully intend to enter the place and announce that it is the place to be to no one in particular followed by asking a stranger if they are well.

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      zackster start sending rounds over to drinks over to strangers

        Four weeks from now, as I lay in hospital from the P1 variant I contracted whilst dining in, my last words will be “this really is a glass chandelier …..”📉

          Heno I would say he’s a devil for the ladies, type of fella that sits in your seat beside your missus when you nip to the toilet whispering sweet nothings in her ear, then buys you a pint when you come back, a real lowlife

          This is my modus operandi.

          Beer?!

            zackster Four weeks from now, as I lay in hospital from the P1 variant I contracted whilst dining in, my last words will be “this really is a glass chandelier …..”📉

            Lol!

              For today’s lunch, I’ll mostly be having that absolute staple of British cuisine, spaghetti bolognese!

              Has anyone used ‘are you well? Thought you were’ yet?

                Millsy Has anyone used ‘are you well? Thought you were’ yet?

                Greg James on Radio 1 about 600 times?

                    bosstrabs probably. I have no idea as would never subject myself to Greg James on Radio 1

                      Millsy not yet, would like nothing more than to parade around my local like Tomo inflicting myself on strangers and helping myself to what ever I wanted when things open up

                          Heno Pirouetting through the archway of the jacks in The Confession Box on Marlborough st on a Friday at 5pm. And straight out to the smoking area to take the paint off the walls talking absolute rhubarb.

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                              seanc80 arm around the shoulder of Gardner streets finest dipso

                                Went to prep school with his son Patrick.

                                Which was nice.

                                Not a faux par at all. It gives it a nice umami flavour.

                                I have to ask: what the fuck is a spag bowl? I thought you all called seamen spag.

                                  Fookin’ ’ell mate! Spaghetti Bolognese… ’ever ’eard of it? Lush stuff. Well… not that I’d really know as Dave doesn’t dump any into me pot!

                                    Lol!

                                    Any tales you can share with us DHP?

                                    Jesus, even the snake plants are putting the boots in!

                                    Really happy to see the inclusion of the spring onion.

                                    Also : would leave the full load up her despite my dislike for South Africans.