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Mad_Cyril jonattonyeah Never figured these, might as well go full bore & put a Mr Whippy on the plate.
jonattonyeah Mad_Cyril That is an excellent turd, MC. Dense enough to hold up to gravity; well-pointed end ensures a clean wipe. Solid, solid poo.
Kumquat One for @seanc80 “I’ll have a pint of Shepherd’s Pie, and my wife will have the Cthulu salad please”.