English Cuisine

Dan

zackster The truth HURTS

bosstrabs

I am against any WhatsApp group because it’s mere existence sucks the bants out of here, quicker than when Smashdad shows up in a thread.

-si-

Not sure, dave. A list of the group members would would allow us to generate a tsunami of bants from the bantlantic ocean…

Smallman1

Ordered one of these for Friday -

https://shop.thehawksmoor.com/product/fillet-box-without-alcohol/

Hold tight for feedback!

Heno

Smallman1 mate of mine had one the other week, he enjoyed, hope this helps

Mad_Cyril

Smallman1 Will admit to being slightly envious, looks great 👍

Whether it will look the same after 5 minutes in the toaster is another question though.

Enjoy!

Smallman1

Cheers Heno.

wrongun

Is Darren a big fan of red meat?

Smallman1

Meat and two veg for the Dazzler.

bosstrabs

90 quid? Why not just go to a decent butcher and order the best steaks he can get his hands on?

-si-

Am i the only one on here who isn’t a mashed potato brained nincompoop?

Edward, 90 fucking notes for a steak, oven chips, side of veg and a toffee pudding? GET INTO THE FUCKING SEA, YOU WEAPON!

bosstrabs

-si- Am i the only one on here who isn’t a mashed potato brained nincompoop?

Edward, 90 fucking notes for a steak, oven chips, side of veg and a toffee pudding? GET INTO THE FUCKING SEA, YOU WEAPON!

See above.

Just go to the best butcher in town and order yourself the best steak he has. You can also get some fresh organic veg and a dessert from the trendiest bakery around. Total cost? Not half of £90, that’s for fucking sure.

Ooh, this includes a QR code you can scan where you can get an absolute weapon with some Michelin stars teaching you how to cook a steak. Well, guess what, you can get that on YouTube FOR FREE.

Smallman: DIMWIT.

-si-

Apologies one and all, i take it all back, clotted cream is included and there is a link to a video to be told how to cook the steak, just like they do in the restaurant.

Mad_Cyril

bosstrabs Ooh, this includes a QR code you can scan where you can get an absolute weapon with some Michelin stars teaching you how to cook a steak

In a 4 slice Delonghi?

Smallman1

bosstrabs Just go to the best butcher in town and order yourself the best steak he has.

I went into the butcher’s the other day as it happens Dave.

The butcher said to me “I bet you £50 you can’t reach that meat hanging up there”.

I said, “No way, the steaks are too high.”

Take my wife!

bosstrabs

No wonder a builder saw he could rinse £4000 out of him and not even give a receipt.

What a frighteningly massive quim.

bosstrabs

I hope Smallman has a shit dinner now, the stupid cunt.

bosstrabs

Smallman just wants to unpack his Hawksmoor box so he can send pics to the WhatsApp group, the vacuous cunt, my word I’d love to leave a bootprint on his elongated neck.

Smallman1

A lol for Dave, he’s absolutely FEWMIN!

Millsy

Lol at the incandescent rage.

zackster

bosstrabs

zackster That whole thread now just demonstrates how Yanks love to do a joke to death, way beyond it being good anymore.

The humourless, irony free, fucking mongs.

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