Slumlord Singleonaire
Clothes: Ask the board!
Dave Rudetrabs just picked up one of these tracky tops…
Lumberjack shirts (red + black) are fine, pairs nicely with jeans and dope trabs.
Those puffy lumberjack jackets are a no go imo.
Reminds me, have a ‘Private Sale’ code for Paul Smith UK, runs next 48 hours.
30%, on new stuff too.
As always, PM for deets
Reminds me of the time I was travelling down to Auroville on the train roof with Rhouses and Shilpa Shetty to see Rhouses cousin.
Anyway, we stumbled into the crossfire of a local gang war as we tried to leave the station. The local chapters of the Bloods and the Crips were engaged in a firefight over who controls the local Untouchables, who are paid to get rid of giant logs from the sewer system. There was no way past, and we were due at a Japanese-Bombay fusion restaurant in half an hour.
I stormed into the middle of the gunfight and said “Hey my niggas, Dave Rudetrabs says squash the beef”. Everyone looked at my boss pastelwear and started throwing their boring red and blue gang colours to the ground. Then they hugged as they picked out lilac, salmon pink and turquoise gear from the Uniqlo web site. Everyone cheered.
Rhouses said “That’s my man Dave”, patted Shetty on the fanny and whispered “Kabaddi!” in her ear.
bosstrabs Anyway, we stumbled into the crossfire of a local gang war as we tried to leave the station. The local chapters of the Bloods and the Crips were engaged in a firefight over who controls the local Untouchables, who are paid to get rid of giant logs from the sewer system. There was no way past, and we were due at a Japanese-Bombay fusion restaurant in half an hour.
I stormed into the middle of the gunfight and said “Hey my niggas, Dave Rudetrabs says squash the beef”. Everyone looked at my boss pastelwear and started throwing their boring red and blue gang colours to the ground. Then they hugged as they picked out lilac, salmon pink and turquoise gear from the Uniqlo web site. Everyone cheered.
Lol!
Haha superb
Euuw how uncouth rhouses. We in the first world don’t refer to them as ‘homosexuals’ any more. We call them the LGBT community. Apart from Edwand, he’s a massive homosexual.
Who’s rocking Guess? Rhouses?