apyssjw i’ve only been here an hour I’ve witnessed a girl getting her minge, licked on the plane and managed to pick up some quality drugs before I even got to the hotel
Dry-Tinder sounds brilliant! Ticks all the boxes literally!
Dry-Tinder lol. ryanair flight?
Get in there DT!
Smallman1 Well that didn’t go according to plan. See Sasha, cab to the hotel, bed by midnight. Ran into an old friend and ended up at DC10 listening to ropey techno and being £300 lighter.
Smallman1 does she call you daddy yet?
Bet you’re a hit with your Mr Tumble get up
Am a loved man, always have been, it’s the bants and je ne sais quoi.
An irresistible mix!
Smallman1 An irresistible mix!
If you were that irresistible then you surely wouldn’t have opted for a single mum who listens to UK Garage.
Dry-Tinder Standard
Dry-Tinder Hahaha - textbook
At least the Digweed thing at Akasha is only 15 euros
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LT42 I miss the days when someone would report back with a dissertation of the night🤣
nicksneddon quality band live, seen them at Glastonbury a few times always excellent
wrongun it’s on the other side of the island. 50€ in a cab each way
Sasha must’ve been good, otherwise we would’ve got the usual stern appraisal.
Dry-Tinder Thats more like the Ibiza we know & love - forgot the price of taxis there
wrongun
Just checked my bank account £675 in 24 hours
She doesn’t listen to UK Garage.
Hates all forms of ‘dance’ music.
Smallman1 She doesn’t listen to UK Garage. Hates all forms of ‘dance’ music.
Smallman1 She doesn’t listen to UK Garage.
Dang. And then why are you going to see Artful Dodger?
Bit rich coming from Hugo when the only female that could put up with his pedantic boring schtick would be a bargain basement sex doll from Manila.
THE WEEDS ARE EN ROUTE!
Dry-Tinder One life!
Dry-Tinder Very strong effort.
£600 on narcs and the rest on a Belly Buster and a few San Miguel’s?
